PowerPoint: Chances of a Man Winning an Argument

Don McMillan uses PowerPoint to show his chances of winning an argument

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[IndrasBlade77]

Men always win with logic and superior intellect but women nag and don't argue rationally, It's just not worth the stress and the sulky mood blackmail.

[russmckinley]

@luv2bud no, men don't "pretend" it doesn't bother them. It actually doesn't, dumbass. Men stop caring because women become irrational. It's like a when a stupid child is ranting and you just say "okay sweetie, whatever"

it's called maturity

[LuxuryNightmares]

@IndrasBlade77 Well said, good sir, well said.

[fourcams]

Where do you men find your women these days? Are you rooting around in the unflushed toilet at the Texaco? Then you fuss. How logical is that?

[fourcams]

Most men marry stupid women who are no threat to them. Some marry smart women. Russ has only been with toothless hicks with haystack hair. But then he complains. "It's called maturity" he says. How much more mature does a man have to be when his wife acts like a 2-year-old? Challenge yourselves, guys. Marry smart, capable women. See how you feel about yourself in a few years.

[Yonkage]

I've never won an argument, either, not with anyone. Neither have I lost. Usually, we come to a concensus, conceding some points to each other, but not giving up our ground.

Most people (at least adults) are not going to 180 their point of view on a subject, even if you present all the reason in the world. It's just an unrealistic expectation. Debate is nice to stimulate thought, but you have to know what to quit.

[russmckinley]

@luv2bud Just as you're not getting into the mud with me, it's called maturity.

I'm proving a point.

[luv2bud]

@russmckinley You call it maturity; I call it being whipped into hopeless submission. Although you have crossed the line into insulting me, I will not get down into the mud with you. Just as I will not get down into the mud with my soon-to-be-ex-wife. I know where you're coming from -- I lived that miserable nightmare for years. I would just zone out while she screamed the vilest insults and obscenities into my face. Recently, she started hitting me . . . that's where I drew the line.

[luv2bud]

Chris Rock said it best: "Men, you can't win an argument with a woman. Because a man has a need to actually make sense."

[luv2bud]

@jaspr1999 Translation: the bitch has me totally whipped, and there's nothing I can do about it, so I pretend like it doesn't bother me.