The Premier League Quarter Review '08

Just realised I rhymed back with back in the first verse.. I'm a moron!

Just a quick, rough, messy song encapsulating the Premier League up until this point!

Lyrics:

West Brom have got no sponsor,
But Craig Beattie has come back,
Theyre bottom of the table
But theyre fighting to get back,
At Blackburn things arent great,
Theyre missing their man Hughes
Theyve only had three wins all season
And theyre selling Santa Cruz
Keano has left the Black Cats,
I think he might be missed,
But theyve still got Dwighty Yorke there
Hell play on til hes 66
The Toon army havent won away
The fans are full of dread and fear
And the FA have just handed a fine
To Joe Tourettes Kinnear
Zolas Happy Hammers
Arent as happy as hed like
The fans would be more angry
If he wasnt so darn nice
Spurs fortunes are a turning
Thanks to Redknapp as their boss
How things have gotten better
Since they told Juande to Vamos
Man Citys money and riches,
Have bought them 14th place
Just goes to show with Robinho
What a difference he can make
Stoke are worrying because
Their secret weapons on the blink
Delaps shoulder is getting painful
So no more 70 yard throw ins
Boro are mid table
And urm, you know, nothing has changed
Southgate still full of charisma
And well. Anyway
Wigan are 11th,
Theyre looking safe this year
Bruce wants to keep Zaki and Heskey
But hell struggle though I fear
Bolton are in good form now
Although still not at their best
And terrible news, Ian walker
Has only gone and left
Fulham are in 9th now
Nose bleeds all around
Hodgsons doing the business
At the Craven Cottage ground
Everton fighting for top four
Although up front theres not a lot
Saha, Yakkers, and Vaughn are injured
New striker, Lescott?
Pompey up to 7th
Theres life after Redknapp
Defoe even got a header
Although he was on Crouchys back
Hull, good grief, my goodness
Their fans are dreaming so they sing
Except a woman in London
Whos been attacked by Marlon King
Villa then in 5th place,
Fighting to get top four
The way Arsenal are performing
That could be a dream no more
The Gooners went all wobbly
Thanks to Gallas and his pride
Still Van Persie got them back on track
Despite being a yard offside
United, you cant write them off
Tevez is on form
Although he only plays in the Carling Cup
Still hes keeping the bench warm
Chelsea arent invincible
But they are still an oiled machine
Doesnt help that Scolari insists
On playing Malouda in the team
And Liverpool in 1st
Surely it cannot last
Rafas finally stopped rotating
And hes reaping the rewards at sodding last

Still theres a long way to go til May
And itll go down to the line
By January City will have bought everyone
And will be easily finishing 9th

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[SmurfsUp]

always with the digs to my beloved Southgate :P But that was very very impressive one of yur best in a while..despite only taking 39 minutes. Keep it up fella, loving the work.

[SlurpyJ]

I'm only so mean to Southgate as I'm secretly in love with him.

[Cyb1986]

awesome as usual Chris. How long did it take you to write all that just out of curiosity?

[SlurpyJ]

Believe it or not, from writing the first word to finishing the recording, it took 39 minutes.

Weird freakish ability with no real use.. that's me!

[PompeyFan121]

the best bit is about defoe, lol.

[jakeyd2007]

"And Liverpool in 1st

Surely it cannot last"

pretty good prediction.

[scalamunger1]

What about a over 3/4 season review now Please!!

[4cescfab4]

class. i loved that very funny!!

[xLozrenniex]

Yeh do one about him getting arrested!

[anzac90vap]

wtf. friggen bogans asking chris if he can write a song about your team.

[Asad247]

great song!

[cardiff123xyz]

do a song on cardiff or swansea

[cardiff123xyz]

funny really good