Epic Parenting Fail at a Laundromat

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A thorough investigate was completed. Our system records told us that a customer swiped their laundry card about an hour before the event occurred; however, the wash credit remained on the machine because they didn't use the machine. However, when Sondra's friend, placed Samir, a 13 month old toddler, into the washer and LOCKED the door, the machine started and placed a permanent lock. After Samir got stuck in the washing machine, they frantically searched for help, and found Kong Enh, a Federal Laundromat employee, who came to the rescue, tossing aside tables to shut off the machine's circuit breaker. Finally, Samir was freed from the machine.
Samir is well and was safely returned to Samir's mother, Sakai David. Although the Camden County Prosecutor's Office states, "This was not an intelligent choice to put the baby in the washing machine but it was not a crime," Sakai David announced that she will be pressing charges against Sondra on charges of negligence.

**Note: the people in the video are NOT the parents. Samir was left in his father's girlfriend (Sondra)'s care while, Sakai (Samir's mother) was at work. Samir's father was/is in jail, and is aware of the video**

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  Comedy

[Sabbath Sparkle]

Do a barrel roll

[Zak Jehider]

Will it blend?

[willghass]

why does every laundromat seem to have those exact kind of tables?

[southerngal501]

These people should be ashamed of themselves!!! Smdh!! Poor baby

[Yeeah I. SaidIt]

If nobody gives two fucks.. you sure are catching it for no reason... Or maybe its just you're a dumb fuck catching attention, because you're a dumb fuck.

[DarianZG]

In retrospect, if I parrot your statement that an insult is a reflection of the individual stating it, is it safe to assume fellatio brings you gainful employment? ;-)

[DarianZG]

rest assured they are all far from minimum wage. Thank you for providing a distraction from the regular mediocrity of the masses.

[DarianZG]

"Ur feeble attempt"? I had no idea Mesopotamia is still attempting anything at all. ;-) Alas, exchanging barbed quips in a fruitless manner has been entertaining and, in all honesty, it was simply out of humor and no serious ill will was directed at you out of sheer maliciousness. I truly do wish you well in your life. While I appreciate the retort, I can assure you bagging groceries is a far cry from my actual job(s), and what I do can seriously be found with a little Google-Fu;

[oipbhakeld]

In my wonderful experience on planet earth those who toss out insults they cant possibly have any data to back up ie those involving the "enjoy ur parents basement" or in your case the "paper or plastic"usually more accurately reflect the accuser rather than the intended victim. Ur feeble attempt at an insult is quite pathetic however I do give you thanks in your laughable attempt at an insult. Now please, stick that cock back in your mouth and make some money for yourself.

[TeamFaust1]

Kids: Hey, Tyrone remember that time when your parents put you in the dryer??? LAWLZ!!!  Tyrone: Shut up man!

[DarianZG]

Ah yes, ad hominem attacks when one fails at grasping the nuances of wit and intellect. How wonderful it must feel to be so woefully ignorant. Sigh I wish I could, like you, bask in the shadow of more enlightened individuals fully knowing you will never reach such dizzying heights and to be relegated to serving your betters by asking them if they require paper or plastic.