"The Vic & Helen Show": Cat College

[marriage 1 a : the state of being united to a person of the opposite sex as husband or wife b : the mutual relation of husband and wife : WEDLOCK c : the institution whereby men and women are joined in a special kind of social and legal dependence for the purpose of founding and maintaining a family -- Fr. p. 1384 of "Webster's Unabridged Dictionary" -- 1967] Gay "marriage" should ALWAYS be between consenting homosexuals. Marriage means to marinade/blend. Under homosexual "marriage" the laws against incest would have to be revoked as there's no danger of a father impregnating his husband/son. Forcing homosexuals into gay marriages should be illegal.

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Comedy

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• 1951

[procommenter]

Genuine trouble troubles the troubled who are forced into blood-intoxicating “therapies” crafted to prolong the agonies attached to, and symptomatic of, the vitamin-deficiency ailments that ail them; to bolster, ingratiate, enrich, empower & legitimize the monopolies that form cartels that insure chronic sickness for the dumbed-down/numbed-down, defeated & maligned populace.

[procommenter]

A lady objects to being called "bitch,"

although she'll name her bitch: "Lady."

[procommenter]

His paternal Granny says that Barry Soetoro {Barack Obama} was born in Kenya. What does she know? Who wanted to see a white woman giving birth to a mulatto baby in the wilds of Africa in 1961 anyway?

[procommenter]

Now we have the child-molesting ghost of Michael Jackson {an incubus in his likeness} to contend with! Things will get worse before they get better.

[ElHombreConDosOjos]

Things That Remain as Such

☆☆☆☆ Richard Thripp ☆☆☆☆

LINCOLN'S EDICT freed no one. (The Constitution doesn't provide for an autocratic presidency.) Why would slaves need to be freed in the North if the purpose of Lincoln's War's was to free Negro slaves in the South? Lincoln never hid his disdain for Negroes. He had plans for them, none of which were pleasant.

[procommenter]

A lady objects to being called "bitch,"

although she'll name her bitch: "Lady."

[ThingsBetweenTimes]

The cause {singular} of cancer has been known and authenticated through extensive clinical trials. Professor John Beard's Trophoblast Thesis concerns itself with malignancies {neoplasms} & fetal cells being one-and-the-same. Your children will contract cancer if their diets are deficient in vitamin B17.

[ThePregnancySlaves]

Killing unborn infants is a job for abortionists. That's why we have medical schools: to kill unborn infants. You can't expect them to kill themselves. [It's too bad that Yoko doesn't play the banjo.] Truly, the elitists are not shy about proclaiming their designs. In "Memoirs," nonagenarian David Rockefeller wrote that he's "guilty as charged" in pushing for a "new world order."

[ThingsBetweenTimes]

MARINE HYMN (in part) : Our flag's unfurled to every breeze From dawn to setting sun; We have fought in every clime and place Where we could take a gun; In the snow of far-off Northern lands And in sunny tropic scenes; You will find us always on the job The United States Marines.

[TheManWithTVEyes]

Once I reveal my inner self, the self of organs, circulatory systems and vital humors, women curl up to facilitate tactical, police-practiced rib-kicks.

[TheManWithTVEyes]

POSERS, LACKEYS, RELATIVISTS—Darwinism, atheism, evoutionism, eugenism ALL propose that Man is a useless passion. [The cops are just doing their job of denying the citizens their rights. The sun, and thus the Earth, are entering another cooling phase.] — All water is a constant reminder of the time that I went swimming, a time I'll not soon forget. I have the physical prowess to stir deep emotion in even the most-abraded of dumpy women.

[ElHombreConDosOjos]

There are no innocent adults; there are no guilty babies. Clever arguments don't detract from the horror of what's done to the smallest of children. Abortion amounts to societal melt-down. Women cry for blood. Women have changed and not for the better.

[ParadiseOnLand]

Policemen JOSH & DONALD were deeply in love with one another and were desirous of matrimony. They were industrious, hard-working, productive non-gay men. For Josh the mention of homosexual relations triggered the gag-reflex. For anyone to associate Donald with homosexual relations invited violent recriminations. Josh & Donald battled relentlessly to emancipate themselves from those gay rights' movement slave-drivers who would brand them with the indelible stain of QUEER.

[ElHombreConDosOjos]

TUESDAYS ARE RIGHT OUT! Carlin was a beautiful homosexual man. He was the best homosexual in the world! His name was George. His hobbies included homosexuality, quiet walks on the beach and homosexual practices. Once he quit smoking, but not homosex! He loved to engage in homosexual practices every day except Tuesday for some reason. I don't know why. Maybe it was because he was a homosexual. The most dangerous homosexuals are the gay ones!

[TheWorldFarOff]

There's no ban on homosexual "marriage," just as there's no ban on group "marriage," bestial "marriage," necrophilous "marriage." There's specifically no ban on a person marrying a ghost, a wart, a salmon or a shoe horn. These perversions aren't considered under the marriage laws because they do not constitute holy matrimony. What sane person would consider homosexual behavior the basis for marriage? Who, with a straight face, would congratulate Dad & his future "husband" on their engagement?

[ScientificalnessUSA]

Let us admit that: Teleprompter-readers are the scum of the Earth. Seemingly, Obama's Kenyan birth makes him Kenyan? That's crazy talk. Kenyan Obama is as American as are Yamaha & Wang Industries. Of course Obama was born in Hawaii. Why would he lie about such a thing? I've watched "Hawaii Five-O" & I know what a Hawaiian looks like. It's impossible to find a Hawaiian who doesn't resemble Obama. He has the nose of an islander, his toes are webbed and his natural cracks have been eroded by sand.