1 Cooch + 1 Penis= Pound Me (Beyonce- 1+1 spoof song)

LYRICS:
If i aint got nothin...i got a cooch

If i aint got something i dont give a damn, cause we still can screw

i dont know much about addition,but i know one cooch plus one penis means screw

and its meeeeeee and youuuuuuuu thats all we"ll have when the world is through


cause papi we aint got nothing without love

darling you got enough for the both us

so come on papi, fuck me


when its warm or cold, put it in me lets fuck on the floor

papi pound me ....so when Im horny lets go, baby take off my draws

right now baby come pound me me me me oh papi come pound me




HEY! I dont know much about condoms but i ..we dont need one to screw

Hey! And I dont know when im gon die, but i hope that im gon die screwing you

Hey!And I dont know much about fighting ,but i, i know i will beat a bitch for you!

Hey!Just when I pull out my pistol I realize I aint getting locked up tonight


baby we aint got nothing but love....and darling u got enough for the both of us...

whewwww ewwwww

baby fuck me when its warm or cold, put it in me lets fuck on the floor

baby fuck me ....so when Im horny lets go, baby take off my draws

come and beat down my walls.... papi pound meee mee mee meemeeee ohhhhh ohhhh

papi pound me me me meeeeeee

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Beyoncé
• 1+1

[bristay1]

Sounds lie Ms Piggy singing ! lol

[krisjamez21]

THUMBS UP TO HAVE AFRICANOBOI TO MAKE A MUSIC VIDEO TO THIS!!!! EPIC! LOVE YOU BRIAN! THUMBS UP! THUMBS UP! THUMBS UP!

[SwagmasterSam]

This is now in my ipod<3

I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN ;)

<3

[Ms23B]

This is crazy I love it

[Iluuvmysyders]

I am n love with you, sux that ur gay:-(

[RaeMoneyHoney]

This too funny ,

[SirJovoodoo]

It's a ghetto love song, too funny

[MISSTEAMBREZZYY]

heyy this be ridingg

[Landisha]

LMFAO!! omg I can't breathe xD

[myamiaful]

jtfo !!! omfg , too freaking funny !!!!!

[yachoobee]

i love bee but ...LMAOOOOOOOOO i laughted so damn hard HAHAHAHA

[shynsexy12]

i can't...