George Carlin - Swearing On The Bible
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I don't get those christians. Don't they even read their own bible?
Jesus explicitely prohibited swearing on anything (Matthew 5:37). And they swear on the bible?
What made me believe that religious people know what the bible says?!?
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It was supposed to instill xian guilt--u could lie, but if u were trying 2b a good xian, u'd know it & God' know it & u'd never have rest until u confessed & made it right. When it started, there were a lot more people who were succeptible 2 that kind of manipulation. Jesus fobade swearing on holy relics, so go figure that his leaders would contradict what he taught. I think now it's just another religious control freak thorn in the public's side to perpetuate the myth this is a xian country.
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Dude, do it!
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lol religion is on china's black market due to 80% of the country being communist
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SHIT ON THE BIBLE, there, I swore on it.
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Sometimes I wonder if the WHOLE BIBLE is made up!
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"What the deal with..."
You can see who influence Jerry Seinfeld.
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George Carlin - STILL THE BEST EVER FOLKS!
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Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur.
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"Swearing on the bible - you understand that shit?"
TehAnkh 2 years ago 42
I feel like going to a christian store, and ask if they have any chinese braile bibles with half the pages missing.
imperatorcaesar100 2 years ago 35