Delta Slogans from StandUpGuysTV Comedian Kenn Kington

Delta Air Lines is not improving their attitude so they may need to change their slogan. StandUpGuysTV Comedian Kenn Kington travels a lot! One particular trip, Kenn was delayed over 9 hours and missed a comedy concert for the first time in over 20 years. So what is a comedian to do for over 9 hours? Thanks to social media, Kenn tweeted his frustration with magical comedic results. Since Delta Air Lines is dead last in customer service, Kenn asks fans to send in NEW SLOGANS to match Delta's attitude. It seems Kenn is not alone in his frustration. Hundreds of fans came up with multiple Comedy slogans that simply had to be made into a comedy clip. Using Delta's in flight safety announcement as a very loose reference point, Kenn Kington delivers his favorite NEW Delta Slogans. To see more of Kenn's latest TV project, go to http://www.youtube.com/standupguystv right here on YouTube and watch the TV sizzle reel or hit http://www.kennkington.com to see where Kenn is performing next.

"From Crop dusting to PLAN busting! In only 70 years."
"We're Delta. What's YOUR Problem!"
"Bailed out YES, but Delta is NOT government operated, But you'd never know it!"
"Delta: we make the TSA look good!"
"Delta, Shut up we're working on it!"
"Delta, We're ready when... we're ready."
"At Delta we put the CUS in customer service."
"Delta from the Latin word meaning DELAY."
"Complete customer satisfaction is NOT ALLOWED on any Delta flight."
"Delta our flights are never late. We're just EARLY for tomorrow!"
"Delta, We're not happy, Until YOUR not happy."
There are plenty more but you'll have to watch the clips, and pause a lot to read them all.

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[Kennkington]

Sean you are so right about the NW comment. Not mad at Delta just observing. I heard American had even worse customer service review. I guess another customer service ad for Delta could be, "Delta, we suck less than other airlines..." The indfustry is just bad right now... SW is coming to ATL. I am very excited...

[seanberinger]

Delta loves guitars

[seanberinger]

Delta got worse when Northwest took us over

[defurry]

DELTA: They're always there when they need us.

[Kennkington]

@r6d4bout NICE! I feel you dog! 2N

[r6d4bout]

delta, we are alway want the best for our customer: so to fly somewhere else!

[Kennkington]

@vignes881, Just checked your channel and reviews. It is OBVIOUS we do not share the same sense of humor nor will we. Thanks a ton for taking the time to review and comment anyway. I highly recomend you stick with the Rap spoof, stuff you gave a thumbs up to... Not my cup of tea but everyone is certainly different. That is what makes the world go around. Thanks again for taking the time. 2N

[Kennkington]

Hey Zippyman818, Not sure the point but if you are saying government needs to be VERY limited in Private Business I totally agree! Less gernment = better world.

Either way thanks for taking the time to share your thoughts! 2N

[zippyman818]

Delta used to be the best and safest American air carrier.

Delta used to have the highest pilot salaries in the industry.

Delta is now hanging on by a thread, despite government subsidies of nearly every aspect of jet travel. If train travel were subsidized as heavily, then we would have a TGV-style hight-speed rail coast-to-coast. As it is now, Amtrak takes 17 hours to get from DC to Chicago, less than 40 mph.

[vignes881]

Pretty terrible. Not really funny at all.