POWERSPARK

Voiced by Vic Viper.
Ha ha, old chap!video by HakureiSM

Hey, do you wanna feel so energetic? Try Powerspark. Energy drinks for people who do gratuitous amounts of stealing. With all new flavors like Sparkolate. Chocolate Sparking, its like adding chocolate to a MASTER SPARK! Cause an icident, youre gonna be uncomfortably kleptomaniac.

Whats that? You want red? Well how about Kouhaku? Made with miko, real miko. Spellcards (aaahhhhhh!). Youll be good at them. Its an energy drink for thieves. Thievery. These arent your ZUN's puns, these are Gensokyo puns. Touhoupuns.

Science, spellcards, science, spellcards, Sealing orbs, Yin-yang orbs, Hakkero reactors, more curiousities than Kourindou has room for. Youll be so fast, Patchouli will be like, Sloooooowwww dooowwwwnn. And youll be like, Fuck you! and stuff another book in your ENERGY BAG!

Youll have so much energy, energy (aaaahhhhh!) just stealing all the time. Power stealing, power flying, power shooting, power dodging, power sparking, power flirting, power solving incidents. Youll solve so many incidents. 400 incidents.

Give Sparkolate to your harem and theyll be good at danmaku. Make your harem shoot abnormally fast. Theyll shoot as fast as Reimu. Youkai will watch them shooting and think theyre Reimu. Theyll shoot as fast as Reimu, against actual Reimu, and Reimu will win and they'll all have tea at the HAKUREI SHRINE!

Hey, go with the sure thing. Dont gamble on your danmaku (da ze!). Try Powerspark, the energy drink that will make you (aaahhh!) spellcards (aaahhh!).

Category:

Sports

Tags:

• touhou
• motk
• powerthirst
• kirisame
• marisa
• kuma
• master
• spark
• reimu

[sedrife]

DA-----ZE------!!!

[Anima10pontonet]

@sedrife That's always been my favorite part :V

[dacrazyone]

the mystery dots have increased!

[Anima10pontonet]

@dacrazyone Oh shit there's two of them now :ohdear:

:3

[Esifex]

I love you forever.

[Anima10pontonet]

@Esifex ilu too :3

[chirpy13]

Wat

[apr0396]

I found this quite funny. However, Überchou Reimu and Überchou Marisa were quite shocking :O

[Fecono]

I'm supposed to be mad now but actually I laughed