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Uploaded on Oct 22, 2009

Artist:Ice Cube
Title:Man's Best Friend
Album:Death Certificate
Year:1991
Lyrics:

Verse one:
Here's another topic I'm addressing,
so learn a quick lesson, about your Smith and Wesson.
Sit your ass back and comprehend,
as I let you know about man's best friend.
Now remember, it used to be a dog like Lassie,
but now in '91 it's a gun if you ask me.
Just like a jimmy hat's used for protection,
I use my nine when suckers start to flex it.
'Cause if you run up and try to play mine,
I rather have a AK than a fucking K9.
'Cause if you shot your gun and my dog tries to fetch ya,
me and the dog's going out on a stretcher.
And I ain't with that, so I gotta get that
big black gat, aim and I hit that.
Forget about a dog fool, he'll shit in the (??),
nowadays, a gat is man's best friend.

man's best friend

Verse two:
Here is the reason why Ice Cube's packed,
just in case the little punks try to jack.
I can't put a motherfucking pitbull under a coat,
and a small on my back.
So I gotta take my beret off, and I betcha
It'll probably work a 100 percent better.
'Cause it'll keep me out of danger,
with sixteen in the clip and one in the chamber.
So this goes to all y'all intruders,
beware of the owner, 'cause the owner is a shooter.
I don't just wanna give your ass rabies,
I rather have your ass pushing up daisies.
And I can't do that with Benji,
Rin Tin Tin, or Spotch McKinsey
Forget about a dog fool, he'll shit in the (??),
nowadays, a gat is man's best friend.

"Just don't let me see you shoot no dogs"
"Hey, I got shots fired here, send me another unit"
"The profile of a typical American gun owner is this:
over thirty, white, male, middle class" -- Peter Jennings
"take that motherfuckers"

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  • kochocs173

    Whoever posted the lyrics is a retard.

    In 1st verse: flexin', not "flex it", 2nd verse: Beretta, not "beret off"... Spud McKenzey... He'll shit in the "den".

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  • FujiFlame

    @35r345

    "Take that motherfuckers!" is also sampled by The Flashbulb in his track Lucid Bass II, and in track 3 on The Chemical Brothers' mix album Brothers Gonna Work It Out, which is what led me here. I'm sure that's not the end of it, either.

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  • justin kiel

    no its not a diss he just really likes his gun saying y need a dog for protection when you could have a gun

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  • rodriramallo2

    Diss Snoop ??

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  • kdonizon

    seamus mustve shitted  in the den

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    in playlist Ice Cube Death Certificate
  • Shmolo Goldbergsteinski

    "I can't keep a muthafuckin' pit bull under a coat in the small of my back"

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  • Shmolo Goldbergsteinski

    "Here is the reason why Ice Cube packs...

    Just in case the little punks try and jack..."

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  • 1dmugger1

    np

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  • Chuloloc

    Thanks.

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  • 1dmugger1

    Forget about a dog fool, he'll shit in the den

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