Shelby Abbott--Taylor Swift Love Story Parody

From the final night of the Big Break 2009.
Love Story Parody Lyrics:
Last week we got here to Panama City
Our faces were greasy
And our teeth felt gritty
Didnt care
Cause we were breathing warmer air

See the sand
See the ocean, the hot tubs
See the squawking seagulls take a dump
On my car
Its better here by far

You walked the strip and you pierced your navel
Got a Christian fish tattooed on your ankle
Almost killed your roommate
Cause they never cleaned up their clothes, and I say:

Big Break is ending and Im feeling so sad
Like the time at Christmas when all I got was underpants
Its time to leave and Im feeling so blue
Guess it could be worse, I could have a spastic colon too

So we clean up all our apartments
Why does our kitchen still smell armpits?
I dont know
When freshmen cook, its really gross

You shared your faith and you thought that no way
The person sleeping next to you as your bed mate
Would keep you up all night
Snoring violently through their nose; and I say

Big Break is ending, no more cold lagoon pool
No more colored bracelets or sand stuck in my bathing suit
Its time to leave and Ive got that sad feeling
Guess it could be worse; I could also have a nipple ring

Big Break, Im leaving and driving back home to my crib
This trip is difficult and I cant take it
When the people in my car start to stench up the back seat
If girls smell so good, why do guys always stink like feet?

Im so sad were leaving, dont want to go back home to the ice
Ive got a funny feeling
Wearing a swimsuit to class aint that nice, and Ill say

Big Break I miss you, Ive been trying to re-live
Spring Break by playing in the sand at my on-campus volleyball pit
Its not the same, I dont know what to think
Tanning beds dont do it when youve had sun from PCB

Big Break, youre the best, but I got sick when I was there
Somebody coughed on me and touched my hair
Im feeling down, cant get out of this bed
Guess it could be worse, could be a pirate with a peg-leg

Arr, arr.

Last week we got here to Panama City

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[zitheromk]

write more parodies!!!

[SwweetTart]

oh Oh OH my parody is better

[leftmuda]

macam pa tah..

[angel007sherm]

Man Shelby you reminded me how much I miss Big Break! I love your parodies, looking forward to more next year :D