1968 Asterix & Cleopatra: the arsenic cake song
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Uploaded by GSS1Sirius on Nov 9, 2008
The English version of the poisonous arsenic cake song from the 1968 movie Asterix & Cleopatra.
You've gotta love the villains in this movie.
I don't own Asterix or any related terms.
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sounds rather emothionless compared to the german version
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@onkelbolle it is "teach" me, not learn me!
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Just posted all the correct lyrics, if the uploader would like to partake, be my guest.
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Krukhut and Artifis : Special iced arsenic cake means that we can safely take seats beside the River Nile to see a sacred crocodile eat the Gauls !
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Artifis: Add rat poison to the brew. cobra's venom goes in, too! Sweeten it with orange juice; three segments is what you use! No, I think just one will do. Top it off with with mandrake root, decorate with moldy fruit, just before the funeral...
Krukhut: Add a spot of vitriol."
Artifis: Nooooo--oh!! Yes!!"
Krukhut: Ah ha ha! I knew it’d be a good idea!"
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Artifis: crumble up your arsenic in a glass of narcotic. Add two spoons of castor oil, put them on the stove to boil! no, I'll put in three for luck! Put some snakes' blood in a bowl, then stir in a crushed tadpole. Add a thimble full of glue!
Krukhut: Add a spot of sugar, too!
Artifis: NO!
Krukhut: No? Oh, well.
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Pestilential Pastry Ah poisonous pancakes (yes) Murderous macaroons (not bad) Vipers venom tart with cream (hurrah) Cyanide custard pie (great) Ah! Special iced arsenic cake (laughs)
Artifis: Take a big bowl of strychnine, cream with hemlock 'til it's green. Take a glass of paraffin, warm it up and tip it in! No, I'll put in two for luck! Add a spot of opium, marinate a leech in scum, sprinkle with some chopped frog spawn.
Krukhut: Now we add a peppercorn!
Artifis: NO!
Krukhut : ah oh, well.
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@Notebooked I think it might be "add two spoons of castor oil, that makes more sense.
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Nice! The english lyrics are great!
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Best villain ever! Just because of the song, which is awesome!
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onkelbolle 8 months ago 10
Anyone else get Jungle Book flashbacks listening to the music?
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