Don't Wear Those Shoes - weird al

I don't care if you wreck my car or shave off all my hair
You can go and run your vacuum during my favorite show
And I'll let you call up folks in Europe you don't even know
Anything you want, babe, if it makes you happy

But I'm begging you down on my bended knees
Oh honey, please don't wear those shoes
You can spend my money, you can waste my time
Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those shoes
Don't wear those shoes

It's all right, you can play your Twisted Sister every night
I suppose you can lick the middles out of my Oreos
Or start laughing when you're drinking milk so it comes out your nose
And you know that I'd do anything to please you

But I'm begging you down on my bended knees
Oh honey, please don't wear those shoes
You can spit in my face if you're so inclined
Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those shoes

(Oh no, oh no)
Oh no, don't wear those shoes
I said oh no, oh no, oh no
Please don't wear those (shoes)

Use my razor to shave your legs or eat crackers in bed
Stomp the poodle till it's flat
You could even shove a six inch railroad spike through my head
I could learn to live with that

But now I'm begging you down on my bended knees
Oh honey, please don't wear those shoes
You can whip me, beat me, rob me blind
Baby I don't mind, but please don't wear those

I said oh no, oh no, oh no, don't wear those shoes
I said oh no, oh no, oh no, don't wear those shoes

You can scratch up my records, you can drink my booze
But baby, please don't wear those shoes
You can make me an offer I can't refuse
But darling, please don't wear those shoes

You can play your bongos while I'm trying to snooze
But honey, please don't wear those shoes
You can expose yourself on the six o'clock news
But please, please don't wear those shoes

I said oh no, oh no, oh no, don't wear those shoes
I said oh no, oh no, oh no, don't wear those shoes
I said oh no, oh no, oh no, don't wear those shoes
I said oh no, oh no, oh no

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Don't
• Wear
• Those
• Shoes

[dreyer3421]

Not as dumb as you making ANOTHER ACCOUNT just to do a post

[mootoo05]

Monais@ is a retard for makeing another account to post a comment

[greenlittlemonster5]

Not the best

[prolifer1000]

is this a referance to blue suede shoes?

[Chazbc]

Does this song remind anybody else of "Everything You Know is Wrong"?

[maxpayne2k9]

Noob, its called copying and pasting from a lyrics site.

[Someone400000]

Thank U for Doing The Words In the Description box that Must of taken AGES!

[Abracamoron]

This song sounds like something out of Sonic Adventure 2 Battle

[kittyprydekissme]

What's wrong with those shoes?

[mootoo05]

STUPID GOOD FUCKER