hey joe rogan i promise i don't steal jokes

this guy doing stand up comedy

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[aaronpanther]

this video is old. i would hate it too, but the video camera was on the table my mom was sitting at. i can hear her laugh and hoot out 'hee haw'. it was one of two times that my mother ever saw me 'perform'. i was lucky that room fool of people was really great that night. it was way better than the night i BOMBED in front of my dad on fathers day, that's for sure.

[aaronpanther]

farts are funny??? thumbs up? or down?

i will be the first to thumbs that up

[IdaSputum]

very good

[aaronpanther]

@aesop911 how is the title missleading? it states, 'hey joe rogan (the main joke thief caller outer) i don't steal jokes. i'm over it. this vid is soooo old. it's just funny to me how it gets so many panties all bunched up.

[aaronpanther]

@aesop911 don't miss quote me. i didn't say i only stole some of them, i said some of them are obviously going to be thought of by more than one human being...individually. by the way, your comment is VERY unoriginal. MANY people have said the same shit as you verbatum. you stole your comment from someone else

[aesop911]

@aesop911

It is impossible to know every joke that was ever written and make sure it's not in your act, but it is possible to then take them out once you've found out they belong to someone else.

[aesop911]

@aaronpanther

Not trying to be a dick, but bascially your opener - AIDS joke, heard that in some 90's movies, I have AIDS..visual I mean, or I have AIDS, as in like people that work for you. The rapper 'rapist' joke, 'Thank god it's a dry cold' aswell, and really I think people just don't like being deceived with misleading titles and are therefore more likely to leave hateful comments or dislike.

[aesop911]

@aaronpanther "Some, not all" So if you only stole some of your jokes, not all them it's ok? lol

[aaronpanther]

@lucky5th2 i wouldn't buy your logic. i can get as much nonsense as i need for free. i exist, get over it.

[lucky5th2]

@aaronpanther there are, duh. but by ur logic we should never bust some one for stealing 100$ until no one steals more then 100$

[aaronpanther]

@aesop911

'some', not all. and how many is 'some' to you. and when a person is thinking of puns in our limited language the chances are that 'some' are going to be thought of by more than one of the 7 to 8 billion people on this planet. so excuse me, i thought of them too. i don't steal material. anybody that knows me knows that i hate hacks. also, how many years ago? i've been doing this for going on 7 yrs now.

[aaronpanther]

@lucky5th2 there must be things that you should be sad from besides this. unless your life is that...sad. thanks for commenting though.