Friendly Neighborhood Child Snatcher

Just a silly song I wrote. Tell me if you like it in the comments. Sorry for not really ennuciating. Turn on closed captioning.
Lyrics: There's a man going round doing horrible things
He sits with binoculars watching children on the swings
He is in a white van with no back seats
And he is luring them in with tasty treats
He wears sunglasses with a trimmed moustache
And he likes to keep handcuffs on his dash
He's got blacked out windows that don't let in light
If you're smart, you won't let your toddlers out of sight
He's your friendly neighborhood child snatcher
Teach your children to run a bit faster
I hope your kid has a can of pepper spray
If he doesn't he is gonna be taken away
He will offer to help little Jimmy find his racecar
Then he'll snatch little Jimmy and use his car to race far
Little Robert sees the whole thing
But if he doesn't tell he will get some candy on a ring
He's your friendly neighborhood child snatcher
Teach your children to run a bit faster
I hope your kid has a can of pepper spray
If he doesn't he is gonna be taken away
Oh no, this has to stop
Too many kids, not enough cops
Missing kids equals bout a dozen
When is the last time you saw your cousin
He's your friendly neighborhood child snatcher
Teach your children to run a bit faster
I hope your kid has a can of pepper spray
If he doesn't he is gonna be taken away
I'm so disgusted with all that he has done
I wish he would find some other way to have fun
He should set all the children free
But, one little confession, that guy is me...
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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• funny
• comedy
• kids
• guitar
• music
• utah
• jake
• silly
• pedo

[TheDaniDiver]

wow the lyrics are really good, good for you, that was awesome :D

[JakeSmithTelevision]

@TheDaniDiver thank you!

[wtfcartooncomedy]

great song dude. whats the chord progression?

[JakeSmithTelevision]

@wtfcartooncomedy Thanks! Verses: C Am7 Chorus: C F Am G Bridge: F Em

[asdhobos]

Everyone! Haha I subscribed :)

[JakeSmithTelevision]

@asdhobos Thank you! +1 for asdhobos!



[jagermikster92]

good song i just wish you spoke up dude. good shit tho

[JakeSmithTelevision]

@zantiertasa Wow, thank you! I hope to only get better haha

[zantiertasa]

Keep up some hard work and you will definitely go far

[JakeSmithTelevision]

@RileyBVB haha thanks!