My Mom's On Facebook

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Things were so much better when she couldn't turn her laptop on. Now, my mom's on Facebook and she won't stop poking me!

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Lyrics:
Back in the day
My Facebook status might say
"not doin ok. hungover as sh*t. woke up next to some chick whose name I forget"
And then I'd post a picture of it!

So proud of my debauchery
But now that's all caught up with me...

Cause my Mom's on Facebook
Then end of all my privacy
My mom's on Facebook
And she won't stop poking me

My life was rated R
And now it's PG
Before I make a post
I wonder what she'll think of me
My mom's on Facebook!

Things were so much better when she couldn't turn her laptop on
And now she asks if "donkey punch" has to do with Donkey Kong
She's writing on my wall that she hopes I clean my room
Putting all these pics of me emerging from her womb
She LOL's and BRB's with every chat she sends
And worst of all she said "It's Complicated" with one of my friends

So proud of my debauchery
But now that's all caught up with me

Cause my Mom's on Facebook
Destroying all my privacy
My mom's on Facebook
Always cock blocking me

I think I've had enough
My mommy's made me bitter
Quitting Facebook, signing up for Twitter
My moms on Facebook!

(Oh! I just got a cow on Farmville!)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• facebook
• mom
• my mom's on facebook
• farmville
• mother
• facebook apps
• parents
• song
• musical
• twitter
• social network
• social media
• applications
• failbook
• lamebook
• poke
• ytmoms

[SolarMadness]

0:19

"1 mutual friend."

Is the mutual friend your dad?

[metalcandycanechild]

My grandma's on facebook.

[yossidudeXD]

what can i do.. my grandma is on facebook..(for real) and she always keep saying things like dont drink alcohol... or your way better then this....or dont get into theres level...

and im like the only 1 whos friend of her so i cant kick her out... WHAT CAN I DO?

[killemall149]

wish i had rocker mom like yours :D lucky bastard

[justinbieberlovesmes]

then go on twitter:)

[kidasterorig111]

My family is on facebook and so is my mom's mom and siblings and so is my dad's and friends parents and well to keep it short ... I'm screwed.

[MadMeanGirl]

@SolarMadness

no the mutual friend was me, cause im doing his mom. ;)

[MrAbdulmaster]

dude ur mom is hot *.*

[ghettoettomertz01]

When he is laying on the ground passed out all the beer cans are closed that are in his hand

[saeswillis]

Me : My mom is on Facebook.. WTF!

My mom : What is WTF?

Me : Well... Welcome to Facebook.

[koubalhopwood]

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