Jesus!

A stupid song my friends Henry and Alex came up with

Note: the whole song was improvised on spot. Henry is singing. Alex is on Guitar.

Lyrics:
Jeeesuss
Jeeesuss
Now what does Jesus do Alex?
Alex: I don't know Henry why don't you tell me.
Henry: I think you know Alex
I guess I'll just say it then
Jesus loves you!
He Really does!
Cuz he's Jesus
How could Jesus not love you?
You just gotta do one thing
You just gotta believe in him
Worship him
Read the Bible
Ash Wednesday
Good Friday
EASTER BUNNY!
'Cause he's the Easter Bunny
Jesus!
He's Jesus!
Jesus Loves you!
I love Jesus!
Hey Alex, Do you love Jesus?
I can tell by that smile you do!
'cause he's Jesus!
C'mon Jesus!
C'mon Jesus!
Do I love Jesus?
You bet your ass I love Jesus!
DOOR!
JESUS!
Now you wanna know how I met Jesus?
Well that's a long story
But I'll tell you later (Jesus)
JESUS!
I met Jesus... In a candy shop in a Brooklyn Mall
Year was '997
He was not too tall (?)
He said, "Hey... Whats goin' on Jesus"
He said, "Nothin' much"
Next thing you know...
We at my house and we partyin' it up man
Man this is Jesus right now!
Jesus gave me some water
I drank that water
And now I can Fly!
'Cause Jesus Loves me!
and Jesus loves you
'Cause I love Jesus
Even Atheists!
He loves Atheists!
Could never be an Atheist
How could you be an Atheist?
or you could just be Christian or be an Atheist
'Cause god loves you and so does Jesus
'Cause he's Jesus baby
he's the Easter bunny
we celebrate Easter
'Cause we goin' to heaven man
I love Jesus
'Cause he's Jesus
Jeeeesus
Now I bet you're wondering
What's Jesus' favorite food?
Well that's a long story
but I'll make it short
his favorite food... are eggs!
You wanna know why he likes eggs?
Because...... It's Easter
Happy Easter Everyone!
Happy Easter!
He loves Easter!
We love Easter!
I love Easter!
Jesus loves eggs and he loves Easter
His moms the Easter Bunny
We just love Easter
Go Easter!
He doesn't like Jewish Holidays but that's ok
Jesus loves Easter!
Jesus and I are tight, because you know why?
'Cause I love Jesus
And he loves me
Jesus
And Jesus is perfect
Don't ever mess with Jesus
Man, Jesus will mess you up man
He's Jesus
Jesus
Yeah Jesus!
Don't mess with Jesus
Jesus.
Thank you Everyone.

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[5JACKHOFF5]

its funny because god/Jesus arnt real

[horneth88]

Hello my brother if you think this is something good to give praise to Jesus or this is for fun, im telling you one thing my dear friend, He do loves you, but you cannot mocked HIm,...if you think you did, think again...HE is real...wait and see..the best thing is, give your life in HIm,..

[hearts147]

true but stupid

[RoodxDjiska]

ik weet niet beetje mongolisch! Xd wtf man

[trogdoritplz]

WHY I OUTTA

[hukby]

FUCK JESUS

[zielu26]

lol very lol and idiot lol

[NearSightedGyno]

This was pretty awesome...

[jb1x1]

i agree with RandmOutburstOfDance

[RandmOutburstOfDance]

lol dont mess with Jesus, he will mess u up

=~D true.