Wacaday mit Timmy Mallett and the alluring Michaela Strachan

"Ohh, it goes different!"

almost as good a nozin' aroun' a similar kids tv show

Timmy Mallett is so annoying he's utterly utterly brilliant!!

Timmy, the man, the legend, the mallet.

And as a kid I couldn't stand Michaela Strachan, now dispite the horrible 80's clothing, I think she looks pretty damn nice!

wot a twat - thought so when i was a kid also - needs a good kicking

that's the chick from the documentaries in Borneo

That's more than Five Star?!

Wow, how bad were the 80's - Dick & Dom would leave these two bleeding in the gutter with "shite" written on their faces in marker pen.

And if any of you have kids, would you ever leave them in the care of Timmy Mallet without at least some niggling doubt you're making a terrible mistake?

i should smack you from ear to ear !!

If Dick and Dom participated in Mallet's Mallet, they'd start crying and get their parents to file a lawsuit.

Kids of the 80s were tough!