Baseball vs. Football - George Carlin

George Carlin comedy

R.I.P George Carlin (1937-2008)

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• carlin

[TopTenCrew]

@unchangingwrathify

That's your opinion. I find baseball much more interesting to watch.

[unchangingwrathify]

the hardest thing to do in sports is to make a hole in one. but that doesn't mean that people will all watch golf. football is better because its an interesting sport to watch. and teams can't just go out and buy the best players. a two hour game of standing around 162 times a year is like hell.

[NJKids4Life]

Football is Americas past time now..

[yankeepunk3000]

@tcbball13 lol yes because of how it's thrown the angle and the speed of pitch, second is the baseball though lol

[tcbball13]

@yankeepunk3000 you silly goose, sportsscience said a softball was harder to hit haha

[gbpackers1231000]

football is way better than baseball by a longshot

[yankeepunk3000]

@rrtodd95 a body in great shape, people only remember him from his late 30s, and prince fielder? look at him now, the guy is a vegetarian now for the last two years nad has lost 100 pounds, if your saying which sport is tougher it doesnt really matter, if you like football more great, if not great, end of story

[yankeepunk3000]

@rrtodd95 lol i really dont care what your trying to say because in football half the players, D line O line have man pecks the size of some porn stars, weighing 300 pounds but hey thats ok since thats "there job" to look like that, i am clearly saying that the hardest thing to do in the planet for sports is to hit a fast ball. and yes they are athletes, Bengi molina caught for 15 years, thats pain that most people never feel. and Babe Ruth, did you know babe ruth for the first 10 years had

[rrtodd95]

@yankeepunk3000 John Kruk, Babe Ruth, Kirby Pucket, Todd Coffey, Matt Sapps, David Ortiz, Bengie Molina, Bobby Jenks (the only man in "sports" with breast) and Prince Fielder .

Don't forget, most baseball players are huffing and puffing after hitting a double. and sports science had pro baseball players listed at an average of 19% body fat. while in hockey it's 9%.

For fuck sakes some competitive sumos are as low as 11%. The average office worker is %17 body fat.

Athletes? Sure they are

[rrtodd95]

@TheCrashfan110 And I've also seen football players break an ankle tape it up and go back in.

I've seen baseball players injure themselves giving high fives, shaking hands and flicking sunflower seeds. (Greg Harris )

Baseball players are not athletes. If they are, so are poker players, professional darts players, snooker players, 8 ball players and golfers.