Newsroom / Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People In Face

If this game was real, I would totally buy it.

NO REALLY? IS IT FAKE FAGGOT?

he shot a freakin ostrich!! lol!!

haha this is one of the best onion episodes I've seen, and the sad part is that someone would make millions on a game like this

hmmmm....
I think this is actually a somewhat important piece of satire.
it does seem more and more that Violence for the sake of Violence just keeps popping up today.
basically I'm thinking games like Man-Hunt and Man-Hunt II.seems video games are relying more on violence for the sake of violence and the more gruesome the better.
why can't we be satisfied with jumping on an enemy's head like in Mario Bros.
I'll admit,I like violence in my games sometimes but so long as there's a real Plot.

@MidgetKong
but of course this excludes fighting games,including but not limited to : the Mortal Kombat series and Killer Instinct 1 and 2.

on the fictional game itself:
unfortunately I think a game like this would sell very well in the sick society we live in.

A pity the sequel won't be ready for Christmas!

You have to ask yourself, "Who's educating your children?"

lol

lol this is good but fake