Beyoncé - If I Were A Boy (GUY VERSION COVER)

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If I were a girl
by Asa Thibodaux
Even just for a day
Id roll outta bed in the morning
And worry about what to wear for an hour
Id start buying tampons
Based on their absorbancey
Id kick it with who I wanted
even though kick it is a word
People dont use anymore.... cause its old school

[Chorus]
If I were a girl
I wouldnt fake an orgasm
I wouldnt make him think it was awesome
the tell my girls he is really petite down there....
(thats never happened to me...)
I would know when outfit made me look fat
And I wouldnt have to ask

When you lose the one you want
its Cause shes banging a guy named ray ray
And everything you had WAS boo boo
If I were a girl
I wouldnt jam my big foot into a size 7 and a half shoe (cuz its on sale)
I wouldnt buy clothes to impress other women
cuz wouldnt that make me more like a lesbian
I wouldnt pay the get my nails done
But then again I pay to get her nails done.... (???)
and I know my man aint faithful
cuz he always stanks of dollar store perfume (when he comes home)
[Chorus]
If I were a girl
I wouldnt fake an orgasm
I wouldnt make him think it was awesome
the tell my girls he is really petite down there....
I would know when outfit made me look fat
And I wouldnt have to ask
When you lose the one you wan
its Cause shes banging a guy named tonie
And everything you had WAS boo boo
(Chorus)
Its a little too late you aint getting your sh#t back...
U l#cked his pickle...
Think Id forgive you Youre wack
thought I would wait youre a diry boo... youre on crack!!!!!
(Chorus)
But youre just a girl
You dont understand
and when you make out with Shaqweesha
I hate it that you wont let me join in
sometimes you talk way to much...
when I want you to shut up!
and if I walked out on you today
id be quickly replaced by ray ray
And everything we had would be boo boo
But youre just girl

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[FlowerJutsu]

I love you O.O

[BreeaShante]

@Mikkishayeshayeb Lmao. I love when people over-react on these things because they're simply too stupid to just shut up and enjoy the joke. And for your information, Asa is not a gay ass faggot, he's a self-respecting man that's made it alot farther than you have, and I offense to the faggot statement though it wasn't directed at me, because in the part of the gay community I'm friends with, that's insulting. Grow up please? People like you are just buzzkills. Go lick a window, kay?

[Woolfordoo1]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH HAHAHA.

[MrDnipropetrovsk]

original!Respect to author.

[iahim25Maeander]

brilliant:))



[MrMihaSlo]

awesome.. I bow for you :D

[xXBaldEagleXx]

haha my name is Tony and I have had girls cheat with me

[losientocomputadora]

OMG !!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

by the way..I'm a girl and I enjoyed listening to this one : )

plus I don't share everthing he says but coming from a boy singing..he also sang this song gently I think..it's not SO bad! and "sometimes you talk way to much...

when I want you to shut up!" IS THE BEST ONE!! X')

it hurts my pride to listen to something like this but..no one though that Beyonce's song hurt boys too! lol :P just take it easy,is a joke : )

[seriouslyjk]

fucking hilarious (;

[meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee953]

guys who make videos of making fun of girls they cant get a girl and i am sure boys try to make there self look nice so whats the point of making fun of girls

[SONICchick113]

LOLOLO

OMG THIS IS AWESOME

[BreeaShante]

@Mikkishayeshayeb Yupp, let me tell you all the fucks I give.

Hmm.....

Wait. It's none.