Hysterical History of the Trojan War (This is the story of three lovely ladies)

From http://www.freedrama.net I have a play called the Hysterical History of the Trojan War http://www.freedrama.net/troy.html There are three songs in the script that are parodies of other songs. This is how the song near the start of the script sounds (around page 11 - sung to tune of Brady Bunch theme).

Lyrics sung by HOMER AND HOMERETTES: Heres the story of three lovely ladies. Who thought they were the most beautiful of all. They were Hera, Athena and Aphrodite. And Paris was asked to judge. Heres the story of gal named Helen. Who was a prize if Paris judged right. Aphrodite promised him this girl forever. If hed just pick her. So Paris picked Aphrodite. And he knew that it was much more than a hunch. Because he got himself a real beauty. Thats the way we started the Trojan War. The Trojan War. The Trojan War. Thats why we started the Trojan War.

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[ArtemisMoonLover]

I'm going to be in this play. I'm playing as Helen (Sadly) My friend is Cassandra. And my other friend (who is a girl) is playing Homer.

[TCBanjos]

Hello! I love your plays, one quick question, approximately how long is the Hysterical History of the Trojan War?

[darinnajk]

we are doing this play but we are going to translate it in Maltese so a lot of work to translate a play and maybe tne songs as well

[5818sweethearts]

me nd mi best frenn r doing this play : D

[WannabeTheBloodyFox]

@lilemofox I'm a Homerette X3

[lilemofox]

My school is also doing this play! At first when I looked at the script, I was a little worried that those trying out wouldn't get most the humor, but I was proven wrong when we had our first rehersal, everyone seems to enjoy it, and laugh plenty! Excellent job! :3 (I got the part of Hera, and I really like it. :D)

[WannabeTheBloodyFox]

OMG My school is doing this play and i'm in it!!! My teacher said to look at this vid to learn the lyrics X333 My play is on May 12

[MumbleValentine]

Bravo! :3 I've been wondering how this song goes. :D

[theflyingbanana4]

I love this play!!! And great job singing. :)

[marykleeman]

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