JESUS OBAMA - Here To Save You All

Jesus Obama - Here To Save You All
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I am the mighty JESUS OBAMA , the 1st BIRACIAL( Half GOD / Half HUMAN) President here to save you all. New World Order? No problem. Illuminati? No problem. Just get on yo knees, juggle my nutz and chant "CHAAANGE" or "YES WE CAAAAAAAAAAAN" like the mindless brainwashed zombie sheep followers that you are my children.

Thou shalt let thy holy spirit of cush shine bright upon thee

P.S. Now availble for purchase: Obama Action Figure, Obama Hammock, Obama Soap, Obama shampoo, & Obama Hairspray to represent the "CHANGE" In all of you

COMING SOON: Michelle Magdalene Tampons for Women with the need to "CHANGE" on the go

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[Jacekak1]

he's not fucking half jesus/half human he;s a fucking looser that will kill america and other countries who the fuck made this stupid video fucking losers obama is not jesus they just wash brains with this fucking video

[JesusObama]

How dare thou speak to I, JESUS OBAMA in sucha Blasphemous Tone! It is not my fault you never experienced sarcasm my son. I mean, seriously. Just take a look at my wall paper for CHRIST SAKE! (No pun intended) If thou is dat upset, GO drink some JESUS JUICE and chill the F*ck out my child. I'm out! - Your God/Prez Foevea - JESUS OBAMA

[UniversalAgent]

Very good work, JO. Please don't forget me on Judgment Day.

[JesusObama]

That might be difficult my child. You see, HEAVEN is currently over populated with Christians and Catholics. I mean seriously, why do you think I've been sending all Muslims and Buddhist to HELL? Make sure you bring a BONG and some CALI CUSH to the pearly gates and thou shall have a better chance. May Obama bless thee

[toezyto]

yes we can hahaha, Jesus Obama....you said last time you could walk on water right, and do other things like extending the patriot act and handing out bail out money, you forgot one thing?!?!?! You forgot that you will cure cancer within the next four years or our life time?!?!?! Are you able to do so many things???? Can you heal HEMORRHOIDS, cause i think your mate Joe has a bad case of them, could you do something about that please???

[JesusObama]

My child. Of course I can answer these questions. But first, you must send me a check for $14.99 to me. (No COD please) Here's my address: 112358 Fibonacci Blvd. City of GOD, Heaven 90210. Now, I gotta go. I see a Republican hanging from a money tree that needs my help. Because u see, not only am I the 1st GOD/President, I'm also a GOD damn Super Hero. Thou shalt let thy holy Sunday shine bright upon thee

[Mom2BTJ]

The people who worship at the altar of Obama are cult like and it's scary as hell!

Nancy Pelosi has some sort of crush on him. I can't watch him speak when she is in the background because she jumps up and clap's like a maniac. He could say he was going to kill and eat a newborn and Nancy Pelosi would jump up and clap.

[connielane]

The Illuminate only gave us two to choose from since the Zionist controlled media would only let us see Republican and Democratic candidates. At least Iran had four to choose from!

I wonder how they remove a cousin?

[martha0436]

Obama has never said he was Jesus or the Messiah..you people just want to pick on Obama because he is a black man.

[nelson1036]

wtc, this is JESUS OBAMA? haha obama you wanan be jesus ? let me tell you CLEARLY, you dont even have unlimited power example, and you say you are saviour? please give me a break lol, only Jesus christ the one who can save everyone, and unlimited power, this obama just brainwashing people who dont know the truth, everyone wake up dont trust that fake jesus obama, obama i know you are iluminati and worship satan

[cassidy99ful]

it makes sense that they are all related.nobody wants to share power with strangers.if you can keep it all in the family you are guaranteed to maintain control over everything.that is why the egyptian pharohs married their sisters.

[anonwoohoo]

Obama just openly admits that he's got a whole lot of crooks and thieves in his family. Asshole.

[Bullpuma]

choice theory cannot work until everyone believes in it.

over time effectuation theory will fail everyone,

then choice theory will work,

because it is the only option left.

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the pyramid will crumble from the bottom up,

and the people at the top will fall the hardest.

KILLUMINATI!

[Bullpuma]

choice theory cannot work until everyone believes in it.

over time effectuation theory will fail everyone,

then choice theory will work,

because it is the only option left.

the pyramid will crumble from the bottom up,

and the people at the top will fall the hardest.

KILLUMINATI!

[l3yrdman]

I saw a video about how he mocks the bible and leads people astray by reciting immoral situations in the old testament. When we are no longer in the old testament anymore. I'm going to have to do more research for this one.

[Devoti]

@connielane The words "once removed" mean that there is a difference of one generation. For example, your mother's first cousin is your first cousin, once removed. This is because your mother's first cousin is one generation younger than your grandparents and you are two generations younger than your grandparents. This one-generation difference equals "once removed." - this is copy pasta

[Devoti]

and as if bush's connection to vlad isn't crazy enough. bush is even member of an order which is a branch of the same order that vlad was a high ranking member of. check out the link between vlad nickname "draculea" derived from the emblem of the snake eating it's own tail, and then find the link to the hashashins, knights templar and skull and bones ;) (skull and bones symbol is the burial rites of the knights templar). this story is mindblowing. in conclusion; don't trust obama either. :)

[DesertTurtle760]

Obama is an illegal alien, and his real name is Bobby Soetoro.