How To Kill a Mustache

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Mustached Man: Link
Narrator: Rhett
Mustached Man's Woman: Christy Neal
Pyrotechnics: Jason Inman
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The Mustache Manifesto:
So, you've decided to shave your mustache.
It's not as straightforward as you might think.
First off, reconsider. Remember that the mouth brow remains the clearest expression of masculinity a man can have above his waist.
So, give it 24 hours. Do a few things that only a mustached man can do, like investigate a crime, or paint a mustache painting.
Next, let your woman touch your lip rug one last time. Assuming she doesn't like it, make her touch it. Remind her what she'll be missing.
Spend some alone time with your Flavor Savor. Pet him. Tell him a secret.
If, at this point, you're still determined to annihilate your soup strainer, so be it.
Some guys go straight for the razor. That's horseskat. This is a new experience for your face caterpillar, so you've got to be...gentle.
Start with scissors, and slowly cut away a few hairs here and there, speaking reassuringly to your lip blanket.
Once your Cookie Duster understands and accepts what's happening, get it done.
Resist the temptation to indulge in temporary mustache shenanigans.
Now is the time to officially say goodbye to your booger broom. It's normal to cry at this point.
Gather the shorn hairs together, and make a llammastache.
Finally, give your dearly departed dirt squirrel a traditional Viking funeral. Send him to the Nordic Gods of facial hair upon a flaming raft.
As regret inevitably sets in, don't lose heart. Your grief is already nourishing the roots of your next nose neighbor. The cycle of mustache continues.

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[kidwavey36]

That viking funeral caused a forest fire later that day

[wallahdererkunmig]

this was so manly i got pregnent

[APolishSausage]

This video makes up for the fact that there are bronys in this world...

[Yumi Ference]

this video must be shown 2 Cody Rhodes

[billy stone]

Sad day in Burt Reynolds history.

[Lucifer XXl]

0:55 Hitler XD

[doddlecuddle]

"Tell it a secret..."

"I killed an Old Lady"

Always gets me!

[PonderBetty]

I tried very hard not to laugh, but couldn't do it. That, "Clearest form or masculinity" made me laugh. It's a very clever and hysterical video. Loved the Viking funeral.

[Madalena Horan]

This is the best fucking comment o youtube right now. *can't breathe x)*

[Schion Altar]

wrath of the mustache!

[sylviababyyyy]

that alpaca kills me