Soup Kitchen in My Pants

Well it's kind of tall with a purple thing sticking out of the top and there are these kind of triangle shaped things under it and it smells like a dream I had about tulips. Stop that purple sound, I'm trying to write! Now where was I....yeah, in Spain. I taught a weasel once how to mend a cake. If a train leaves it's wife for an apple, how many apples does it take to screw your wife? Then I became Wyoming. But just for a minute or two. I got a job spell checking mince meat for the ministry of no fixed address. I got a call from everybody. They say hi. That's when things got weird.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• star
• trek
• djo
• fish
• beat

[dayjoborchestra]

"meet you under the pool table" was reversed and learned, recorded again saying it backwards, and reversed again. Thus it sounds "correct" but backwards-like in nature. See?

[scizm1]

whos bringing the goddam JUICE!?!?!?!?!

[Chickenbranches]

you're more african than me, what up shit face? XD

[biggiddyballs]

*turbolift shuts* afsuschkoyloeu

[10JWoww]

@jewransom I don't think it was actually backwards, because I made him out saying"Jesus Christ, you and me under the pool table" XD

[jewransom]

What did Picard say backwards? 

[noeticaldesign]

put tzu in one of your vids.

[CryingInTheShower]

I've been watching most of these now, and i'm litterarly crying right now! Genious!

[ponyride23]

Go fuck a fruit basket!!

[xclavex]

Do androids get hemorrhoids?



[Clydieooo]

@LargeBoggle

I must be as I never would have thought up such a witty retort like that!

Honestly I was stunned by it, you fucking genius! By LargeBoggle I'm guessing you mean "large brain" because mate, you must have a huge noggin to think of something as funny and original as that.

I've always thought about doing stand up (I should reconsider now it's clear I have no sense of humour), do you have any tips for me? I can only assume you're the funniest guy in your group of friends!