Courtroom Tit Tactic

Another one of the little news articles that I don't have to do much work to make funny. Thank you reality.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• court
• lawyer
• breast
• tits

[packjim56]

X, as an actor you should very much relate to this situation. When I went to acting school in the 70's, a fellow student once told me, "Jim, you can't out act a nice pair boobs. Even Lawrence Olivier is going to be upstaged by them".

[Xelanderthomas]

@packjim56 True, you don't want to act opposite children, animals or big tits.

[Horst725]

Xelander News > Philip DeFranco Show!

[Xelanderthomas]

@Horst725 I'm not sure if I know what that means.

[itekisan]

Typo in title?

[Xelanderthomas]

@itekisa Danke

[medoh1]

I suggest to remove everyone without big boobies from ANY room. Might that be ok ?

[medoh1]

@Xelanderthomas and double beef burgers or chicken currys

[amberhope07]

1:35-1:49 made me laugh! hahahaha :)

This is ridiculous though. They probably did place her there just to distract them. lol The world these days just loves boobies and things too much.

[amjPeace]

We wouldn't want to tit the scales of justice, now would we?

[kenrg]

The biggest boob I ever saw in a courtroom was the district attorney, but I digress.

[NLPNVC]

The pursuit of justice just got a little more titillating. A car dealer complaining about large breast....maybe the world is in fact coming to an end.

[Horst725]

@Xelanderthomas sXephil does his Philip DeFranco show, where he covers 97% yellow press news and talks about it - but this is a whole lot more awesome!