Bad Virus

Created by Kayla and Zoë. - lyrics below
Our extra credit science experiment, which should be worth a few million points.

This is a parody based off of Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance." I claim no rights to the original song, however, I did write all of these lyrics, so please don't steal them. But do enjoy making fun of us.

Lyrics:
Bad Virus
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I got a bad virus x2

Ra Ra-ah-ah-ah
Vira-vi-rah-rah
GaGa Oh la-la
Want your bad virus

I want your prophage in my DNA
Want your lysogenic infection today
I want a virus
Vi-i-rus I want a virus

You see my house
Is like a plant cell
Its got a cell wall
And lysosomes as well
And a cell membrane
Go away, I'm a cell membrane

You know that I want you
And you know that you need me
I'm such a bad, such a bad virus

I want to make copies inside of your cell
While giving you a lytic infection as well
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!)
And after all is done you will be destroyed
This virus will leave you quite annoyed

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
What a bad virus

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
I'm such a bad virus

Rah rah ah-ah-ah!
Vira Vi-rah-rah
Gaga Ooh-la-la!
Want your bad virus

Animal cells
They are above all
They've got vacuoles
No silly cell wall

Oh those cells
Cells, cells, cells,
Wish I had cells

I am a viroid
Only RNA
Don't need a caspid
To make me obey
Not quite a virus
No, no no
I ain't a virus
(No, no, no
Thats not a virus)

You that a viroid
So different from a prion
(Infectious protein, baby!)
They both are bad
Bad infection

I'm not quite alive
Yet I am not dead
I'm just a virus that wants to spread
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!)
I'm not quite alive
Yet I am not dead
I'm just a virus that wants to spread

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
A tin of virus bread

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
In Outbreak, they all fled

Rah rah ah-ah-ah!
Vira vi-rah-rah
Gaga Ooh-la-la!
I'm a bad virus

Infect-infect infect it baby
Kill it
Get that virus crazy
Infect-infect infect it baby
Kill it
Get that virus crazy

I want your cells
To infect DNA
I want your cells
I don't wanna delay

Si vous étiez une maladie
Ce qui vous jaillis
I don't really know French


Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
(I don't wanna infect)
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Want your bad virus

(I don't wanna infect)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
(I go bubonic)
Caught some plague in france
(Want your bad virus)

I lie dormant
inside of a cell
You don't know how long I'm gonna dwell
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!)
But when I'm ready
I'm gonna infect
This virus is hard to detect

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
(A retrovirus)
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a pathogen


Ra Ra-ah-ah-ah
Vira-vi-rah-rah
GaGa Oh la-la
Want your bad virus

Category:

Education

Tags:

• boles
• science
• bad
• virus
• song
• romance
• parody
• nerd
• lady
• gaga
• pathogen
• prophage
• DNA
• explain
• infection
• cells
• outbreak

[13mirabilis]

haha nice pics from outbreak...this is epic kayla, and zoe!....if sasha duznt get the peanut butter toast can i hav it?

[phatiepanda]

@13mirabilis sure go for it. eat all the peanut butter you want. haha thanks for the comment

[neopierrehicks]

first comment! and by the way, this is priceless

[phatiepanda]

@neopierrehicks THANK YOU. haha we worked so hard on it.

go science extra credit.

[1xoxalliexox1]

my virus brings all the boys to the yard and im like i need a vaccination.

[JoostyBoy]

Nice, that was one chapter of my book I have to learn for a test tomorrow. :-) (wasting my time, gotta go back to learn)