Funniest Voicemail from Guy named John (www.desperatevoicemails.com)
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The real guy rented the Porshe , drives a Ford Probe and lives in a duplex
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Hi sorry i missed you but i just wanted to let you know that i make up for my small penis with many expensive and lustrous things call me please!!!!!!
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He's a tool, but he knows what women want.
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no they wouldnt, they are afraid of being called shallow, so they go by race and height!
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his voice makes me sleepy...
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He is so boring...
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HAHAHA!!
people are so full of shit, it comes out there mouth LOL!!!
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hahaha ...! aw poor poorr guy .
i mean rich guy ..thats lame.
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salt of the earth that john
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....yah, so happy ferrari day....i'm sorry i won't be able to drive all 5 of my ferrari's in the ferrari parade, but what can i say? i AM the biggest douche that you seen thus far...just got back from my mansion of the moon...you can probably see it at night....don't know if you like space flight, but that's how we get there, sooooo, yah.....i said i'd call, so i'm calling....from the playboy mansion, hugh's a friend of mine, he keeps a room open for me, not a big deal really...oh & i'm a dbag
calebjanthony 3 years ago 8
the reality is that there are many women in the OC that would respond favorably to this message
hil9000 3 years ago 6