Chaz Bono Love Song (Inspired by Chelsea Gill)

A shout out to the love of my life.
Lyrics:

Verse 1
When I was young
I'd watch TV
Where I fell in love
With the daughter of Celebrities

I grew older
Thought about her constantly
Thinking Dreamily
About me and Chastity

One Day while watchin'
Oprah Winfrey
I noticed suddenly
By babe had surgery

PreChorus
I was surprised at first
but then I didn't care
I realized a long time ago
I loved the spawn of Sonny and Cher

Chorus
I'm in love
With Chaz Bono
And you know why
He's my favorite Celebrity
Girl turned guy

I just to bone Chaz Bono,
til the cows come home (Not a Cher joke)
I'm in passoniate deep love
with the former Chastity Bono

Verse 2
They say that
love is blind
And our love will
be one of a kind

Read your book
Saw your documentary
And it made me see
you're my favorite He/She

You're the best
Bono I know
Even though I know
You don't have any Edge

My love for you
Went so far
When I saw you twirling
on Dancin with the

PreChorus
Stars Align
When I see your face
With you around
My hearts in a race

In your arms:
So warm and tender
Me and my
favorite transgender

Chorus
I'm in love with Chaz Bono
And you know why
We may have trouble getting pregnant
But dammit we'll try

I love wrapping my arms around
Half the circumference of him
I will love Chaz Bono
Fat or Thin

I will love Chaz Bono
White or black
I will love all of him
tTl the dinorsaus come back (Cher Joke)!

Lets go get drinks like Jason Segel
and that one chick
It's the exact same situation
Except twice as many-

Give a shot
Give me a whirl
Give me a try
My favorite girl...turned guy
I'll love you til the day I die

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Willy
• Sasso
• Chaz
• Bono
• Love
• Song
• Parody
• Ukulele
• Chelsea
• Gill
• Jason
• Segel
• Cher

[DrewbByerly47]

It makes me all tingly inside!