THE Best Damn 'Today Show' Cooking Segment EVER!...Raunchy Cooking with Al Roker & Paula Deen.

Today on Today...Paula Deen asks Al Roker to take a DUMP after she takes a DUMP...Al tells Paula He and His wife play it Rough on a Saturday night...either Doggie or Chris Brown Style...Paula tells Al she hears voices in Her head...and asks Al not to mess Her blouse...but wants Al to Toss Her Salad, and wants Him to do it in 30 seconds...Next, Paula tells Al that She LOOOVES NUTS...of all sorts and LOOOVes attracting THEM...and Talkin' bout em...and let's it slip that Her Uncle is really Her Brother...

So let's re-cap..Today's cooking segment ingredients include:

2 cups of...Fecal Evacuation

1/2 cup of...Rough Intimacy

and / or

1/2 cup of...Domestic Violence

1oz. of...non-splatter "special sauce"

1 stick of ...Dirty Sanchez

2 pounds of...Incest

And last but not least...a WHOLE LOTTA NUTS

Mix Well until you realize you have PRICELESS Comedic Gold.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Al
• Roker
• Paula
• Deen
• Today
• Show
• Cooking
• ai+roker
• today+show
• paula+deen

[mere2k]

I love her- she's SO damned beautiful ! I mean that.