Top 10 Ways To Invite Your Friends To Church

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[OBC00]

Don't know if trolling or if...

[JesusFreak12595]

hahahahahaha, this is awesome! I'm gonna do the snack one XD

[SabarStudios]

Fun Video you guys!

Can check this hilarious one out too:

youtube.com/watch?v=8L6xyyO-MU­c

[SwordofSpirit1]

I don't go to church because God has shewn me that they are (all) owned by the freemasons (Masons; Dagon worshipers; Mystics; The Craft; The Antichrist).

The Masons aren't going to come out and clout you over the head with this reality. Everything's hush, hush legalized crime. If you're offended by this because you've gone to church your whole life, then I challenge you to take it before God, and ask Him. :)

[SwordofSpirit1]

Matthew 3: 1—4 In those days came John the Baptist, preaching in the wilderness of Judaea, And saying, Repent ye: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.

For this is he that was spoken of by the prophet Esaias, saying, The voice of one crying in the wilderness, Prepare ye the way of the Lord, make his paths straight.

And the same John had his raiment of camel's hair, and a leathern girdle about his loins; and his meat was locusts and wild honey.

[SwordofSpirit1]

Titus 1:9 Holding fast the faithful word as he hath been taught, that he may be able by sound doctrine both to exhort and to convince the gainsayers.

gain•say

verb (used with object), -said, -say•ing.

1. to deny, dispute, or contradict.

2. to speak or act against; oppose.

[SwordofSpirit1]

It is His Holy Bible that teaches this. When you see the abomination of desolation standing in the doorway, run. Draw near to God. The desolation is the lack of God's bread; sound doctrine, and the teaching, instead, of men's philosophies; such as making merchandise of the sheep, Football, Christmas, Easter, Independence Day, Drinking, Fornicating, and Lying with your own sex. Don't GO TO CHURCH, come out of it!

[SwordofSpirit1]

The church is the tabernacle of the circumcised heart, that is made by the Holy Spirit through the furnace of fiery afflictions; sanctification, when we remain pure and reconciled to God in Christ Jesus. Jesus sits in the tabernacle of our heart when we prepare the path for Him; seek Him and read His Word, and when we remove all stumbling blocks; sin; and remain pure. Once we're born again, we go to work for God, not man by "going to church." God will provide us with a ministry.

[SwordofSpirit1]

As long as we're reconciled to Him, He will give to us our ministry. It is the abomination of desolation; the apostate church, that teaches the mysticism of sin tolerance vs. repentance and Kingdom is at Hand salvation messages to babes in Christ.

[SwordofSpirit1]

admonish; Part of Speech: verb

Definition: To urge by strong, often stirring argument, admonition, advice, or appeal: To make urgent appeal.

admonish; Synonyms: advise, berate, call down, call on the carpet, censure, check, chide, come down hard on, counsel, ding, draw the line, enjoin, exhort, forewarn, give a going over, give a piece of one's mind, hoist, jack up, notice