MC Escher - SUPER COOL WIZARD RAP ( Don't Funk Up Our Beats IV Contest Entry )

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This video is my entry for for Funk Volume's "Don't Fu[n]k Up Our Beats" Contest IV sponsored by Yowie, VOTE HERE: http://apps.facebook.com/contestshq/contests/427/voteable_entries/42591547

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LYRICS:
Did I just morph into an alchemist or turn into herbivore
Because I swear I've never been around this many herbs before
Between them and I, it's Stark, so I implored
To swap my heart for, a mini arc and make me nerd to the core

I'm bored of this disorderly horde of orcs that are "sworn emcees"
That only want to roar like beasts, so I'll treat each accordingly
This sort of feat I feel's important to restoring peace
So just ignore this leash like all of you rappers seem, to ignore the beat

Unfortunately guys, you are nothing that I'll ever fear
Spirit so strong, they used to call me MC Everclear
But if you think that I'm fruit, I guess I'll be the freshest here
I'll be a plum, so I can rock purple like it's Epic gear

All I see are these complacent drones,
In a circle like a coliseum, I guess I have to treat them like it's Ancient Rome
My sharp wit is what makes me known
For making foes a half man like Tyrion from Game of Thrones

I like to go by M C Escher
I was born to be a star, that's why people think I'm stellar
Writing rhymes in Illustrator, each letter stays vectored
So which ever way you stretch it, I'm infinitely better

Then the rest of the competition, so I kind of figured
I'll buy them all larger hats because their heads are getting bigger
But I really think they're all just damaging their livers
Cause this little buzz they're getting is the consequence of liqeur

Consider me the winner, my MP is fully loaded
Not a gun I'm holding, I've been sipping slowly on elixer
I'm actually a wizard who just happens to be a rapping
With a flow about as cold as casting Ice 3 in a blizzard

While you've been getting slizzured sippin syrup or whatever
I've been intercepting haters with the powers from my scepter
That I've let burn every single person that should have kept their
Mouths shut, when they stepped up and laughed at me instead of networked

If you have beef, I'd prefer that you tweet
So I can flame you on the net because in person I'm weak
Instead of chirping at peeps, I'm watching birds with my niece
I'll break bread, just for something, she can serve to the geese

I possess a set of skills in this quest for success
And I, will never rest until I'm blessed with a chest
And it better be a grand, I don't expect any less
I have straight up game like my SNES

Yesss, I'm a g to the double e, k
The elders wrote rhymes, on scrolls for me to say
You know I'm Dragonborn, heat spray when I speak
Even played out lines are like an arrow to the knee

See, I'm the hardest in the game, no homo
I mean, I'm harder than the case of my GoPro
I'm even harder than Carradine...solo
In a hotel room while he's hanging from his bolo

THANKS:

Thanks to John Lyle, Dave Natalie and Dustin Walsh for all the help! You guys are the best ;)

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[feliciadragonforce]

its epic and i want a magic shirt

[therealMCEscher]

@feliciadragonforce Why thank you :D Link is in the description, if you ACTUALLY want one lol

[imsocutewithnips]

I play wow. I like this the most out of hte entires ive seen. You sound alot like SwizZz when you rap except your voice doesnt sound like someone is squeezing your jugular, similar flow though.

[therealMCEscher]

@imsocutewithnips Well thank you!

[bluejp313]

bro you copied Your Boy for Life when he dresses up like a scientist in his submission video wit the white collar shirt, glasses, latex gloves on, tie and how he rapped about intergalactic stars in the one part of his entry, you did that exact same thing. not tryna hate im just sayin that lol

[therealMCEscher]

@bluejp313 Sorry to say I don't know who that is and I've been dressing and rapping like this for about 8 months. Also, I wrote this the day the contest started and recorded the video that week. Sorry dude. If anything we both got it from Dilbert or Drew Carrey or Bill Nye or one of the other thousand nerds or scientists that dress the exact same way

[tripleJmovies]

Virgin swag

[Bdice3]

this is unique, fuckin love it.

[wyrfxrssn]

I just can't get over how hard this panders

[feliciadragonforce]

@therealMCEscher i wish i had a credit card but when i get one ill buy some

[Cyras18]

@Lawlessone777 That is up for debate, considering that the background dancer in this video was pretty ballin' .... than again, I do see some truth to you comment; he can come off as I quite sexy.

[Cyras18]

@hallowedgravy I couldn't agree more!

[hallowedgravy]

John Lyle Is a BOSS Cameraman !

[Lawlessone777]

John Lyle is the sexiest man alive.

[bluejp313]

@therealMCEscher Lol aiight sure.