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Dilbert: Small Font and Distracted Decision

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Uploaded by on Oct 27, 2008

http://www.dilbert.com/animation

by Scott Adams

Dilbert and Wally torture the boss and the boss shows decisive leadership.

In Small Font, The Boss thinks, Is that work? I cant see whats on the screen. If he sees me Ill pretend Im in mid-stride, just passing by. Wally says, The small font is working. Dilbert says, Good! The Boss says, Muscles cramping.

In Distracted Decision, Dilbert says, ..And thats why I need a management decision. The Boss says, Hi, Bill! Dilbert says, But you are too distracted to make an informed decision, so this will be random. The Boss shouts, Bob! Dilbert says, And here it comes, Would No be and answer to anything you said?

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  • Dilbert is so funny! Whoever decided to cancel it was so stupid!

  • Dilbert should get back on TV

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  • Women must love this cartoon....I hear that line all the time.

  • The TV show is better than the comic.

  • would no be an answer to anything you said?

  • Then the correct question was, "Do you disapprove of my project."

  • @shanezelda Check the comics.

  • @sandflapjack Wouldn't that be tie gel?

  • @shanezelda Pointy haired boss strikes TV!

  • Did the show get canceled, because of THE EYE. You know. -.-

  • @fatpeepsRfunny well you my deer sir are a dick... :D

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