Stairway to Stardom (1982) - Eileen Heyman

Stairway to Stupidity

Oh gosh....i don't do drugs at all, but for someone reason i wished I was high before watching this....

knowing how to count=being really smart

I love that she speaks her inner thoughts, its also terribly complex.

the alligator should have raped her.

"i need a little help with my numbuhs. do you know yeh numbuhs?"

This hurts my brain.

I think this is one of those things where they should put multiple endings for people to choose, like online or on the phone. Or have Rob Zombie do the remake or a prequel. Get some hottie babes in there too. Now that's entertainment. And some weed humor, get Kumar, no shit. Kumar as the alligator smoking weed and getting into trouble with the hotties. Ninjas too. And the crazy pop and lock midget from India.

ahahahahahaha

Classic. I agree with you. But let's change the script a little. At 2:05 where Mr. Alligator starts saying "Alice, Alice" let's have Rob Zombie kind of 'Zombify' it, if you will, and change it to 'Stella, Stella'. You see where I'm going with this right? But keep Kumar, the ninjas, the hotties, the whole nine yards. Let's have Spielberg as the producer, Rob Zombie as Director, John Dykstra in charge of special effects and Werner Herzog as Director of photography. Zombie could do the score.