Pete Holmes - Google (Not Knowing)

Comedian Pete Holmes on how Google on our phones is ruining our lives. (excerpt from Conan, 3/21/11)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• pete
• holmes
• conan
• google
• itelephone
• iphone
• knowing
• not
• tom
• petty

[johnhockeyman11]

THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST OBSERVANT THINGS EVER

[67Stallion]

Apparently Conan is hitting puberty.

[IC3M4NX]

Wow... this wasn't funny at all.

[Hoobifta]

I'm alluding to the fact that your life is meaningless, I get confidence, praise, and friendship beyond that which you can imagine. I am a very successful person, I keep it simple and meaning is found in passion. That's right. The only pleasure that no one hates is passion. I drilled myself into a proper asceticism, it had the meaning of giftedness, therefore life is not meaningless.

[Hoobifta]

Life is not meaningless, true success, true megalomania is found in ascetic practices, and it's the full meaning of feeding the inner naughty (the things you don't recognise to be true beauty), as well as the fact that the only time my life had meaning is when I was so successful I succeeded in the full meaning of conflict. Only a zesty therefore angry environment has meaning, responsibility, shoulding yourself, and doing that which a father loves is all that's meaningless, and pessimism=meaning

[Hoobifta]

Ignorance isn't bliss, it's self-satisfaction. I want to know nothing about things other than myself. I want to do things on my own, no people, to keep me ignorant so I'm satisfied with the confidence in actual people who think I'm great, I stay away from family, they're damaging to what I know to be true, they are murderers of life, I hate family I only like to know myself.

[Hoobifta]

I happen to be an ignoramus and it's people I want to be ignorant about and the past I'm happy to be ignorant about: I apply this excuse when it comes to blaming me: I say the past is not relevant to myself, myself is now, not the past, what I do now is more important than what I did in the past. It's no wonder structuralism is like this: it's a philosophy that teaches you to forget the past!

[Lionelltd]

I had to resist the temptation to look up who Tom Petty is (or where he is from)

[japaneseproctolgist]

I'm not gonna lie I looked up where Tom Petty was from after watching this video haha.

[satellite964]

BATMAN!!

[moonflash007]

Although this is pretty funny, it kind of made me sad as well, by reminding me how much more simpler times and our lives used to be.

[DeathBYDesign666]

@johnhockeyman11 It's okay, but I've seen way better ones from the youtube atheist community. It's pretty good from a mainstream comedy perspective though.