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Uploaded by on Apr 16, 2006

This is a rap I wrote all about Chuck Norris. F$%^ Yeah! Enjoy and spread...

Cinematography by Cisco McCarthy
Features Blake Lewis, your next American Idol (license plate and teeth guy)

Also, check out my Snakes On A Plane Rap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxBdILPlEzc

www.myspace.com/thesampler

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  • Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language.

    Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.

    Chuck Norris is so awesome he created fire by rubbbing two ice cubes together.

    Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.

    Chuck Norris smashed a mirror over a black cats head while standing under a ladder, then won the lottery.

    Did you know Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars......he was the force.

  • Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

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  • Chuck Norris died before 20 years. The Death hasn't yet got the courage to tell him.

    When the telephone was created, the creator had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

    When God said "May there be light!" Chuck Norris said "Say Please".

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice.

    Chuck Norris sleeps with a lamp near him, simply not to torment the darkness.

    The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris before sleep.

  • The tags say Hermione Naked...

  • fuck yeaaa

  • @mondo622 lol

  • if Chuck is awesome i dare him to go here and hit my head on my keyboshdurldisosnslsjgpznc​mmbicicncmxiekvetc dka 0estwx2

  • ˙ʇuǝɯɯoɔ ʎɯ pǝʞɔıʞ ǝsnoɥpunoɹ sıɹɹou ʞɔnɥɔ

  • ˙ʇuǝɯɯoɔ ʎɯ pǝʞɔıʞ ǝsnoɥpunoɹ sıɹɹoN ʞɔnɥƆ

  • Chuck Norris watches Blu ray on his Gamecube.

  • @4lc0H0L1c faggot 

  • @MegaFukinbitch jur name explains alot about jur comment

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