Grizzly Bear (Travie McCoy and Bruno Mars Billionaire Parody)

Am I the only one who thinks this bear's tongue slightly resembles Darth Maul's face?
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I wanna have a grizzly bear so freakin' bad
gettin' bored of all these dogs and cats
I want to have a new pet that can gorge human beings
Everyone will know that I'm the king

Cuz every time i'm at the zoo
there's just one thing i want to do
visit the bear cage there so cool
oh i swear the world better prepare
for my pet grizzly bear

Yeah I would have a bear like berstein
he would be thirteen
feet tall pretty large chuggin' round just like a barge
I probably put a massive saddle up on him
and then people crowd the street to see what my pet is haulin'
And I'd take him round to all the different people I hate
sit back relax and watch as he claws open there face
reading and talking would be two of his tricks
so we could browse shakespeare and discuss some politics
Then I would make him a facebook and i'd teach him how to tweet
And he'd teach me how to catch and snatch a fish with my teeth
Together we would make an unstoppable team
A growlin' disembowlin' scowlin' prowlin' machine.

We'd be chillin' in his cave forrest hiding place
help install a fireplace
have to leave for seven months because he's got to hibernate
Join the circus ride a unicycle entertain
he'd probably be inducted into the bear hall of fame
but he wouldn't wear a shirt and he wouldn't like honey
he wasn't fuzzy was he and he wouldn't be gummy
he'd probably like to play with fire so you couldn't call him smokey
and he hates pic-a-nic baskets it's no joke he ain't no yogi
Now I know owning a bear would have a lot of people sweatin'
but not me you see he'd be the best man at my wedding
I know we all share a similar wish
but the bear number is limited so I call dibs.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• jawzizzle
• billionaire
• parody
• travie
• mccoy
• bruno
• mars
• grizzly
• bear

[coolmoon50]

i want to post this on facebook but i cant find the button

[jawzizzle]

@coolmoon50 I think all you have to do is click "share" under the video and then click the facebook logo.

[goosebumpsguy]

:-D BEST VIDEO EVAH! THIS NEEDS TO BE MORE POPULAR!!!

[jawzizzle]

@goosebumpsguy AGREED!!!

[supermario80781]

his jaw is even bigger than zizzle

[pauloperez21]

that isn't a grizzly bear o.o

[groverbeans63]

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

[TheAppleSecret]

@jawzizzle omg can this be better. better then auto tune. whoes bieber? rebbeca?

[rex55some]

AWESOME SONG GRIZZLY BEARS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!

[rex55some]

@goosebumpsguy  yep

[NomNom8U]

"A growlin' disembowlin' scowlin' prowlin' machine"

BEST LINE IN THE HISTORY OF RAP!

[supermario80781]

this should be a n0.1 hit