The life of a Chinese concubine, in song.
Words and Music by Lydia Chen and Kenny Byerly
Vocals
Lydia Chen
Guitar
Kenny Byerly
THE CONCUBINE SONG
VERSE
G D
Working in rice paddies all day
C G
spend my time thinking of you
C G
When I come home it's worth it
D G
to hear you call me ... your wife number two
first wife gives me a dirty look
but I'm still proud to be me
no matter what I'll always know
I'm better... than wife number three
CHORUS
C G
it's not easy but it's not so bad
C G
to be your concubine
C Am
But even though I have to share you
C D
I can still call you mine
VERSE
I know I'm number one in your heart
now that number five's gained some weight
wife number six is no longer with us
don't get me started... on wife number eight
BRIDGE
C
you're not so bad
Em
you're kind of a looker
Am
a generous man
D
you bought me a rice cooker
CHORUS
VERSE
tonight's my night to spend with you
I'm gonna bear you a son
not like that worthless daughter
you got from -- who's that? Oh that's right: wife number one
Must be good watched it 5 times now!
davejohnduke 8 months ago
wife number 3 looks lost as hell...
SentryGuard 2 years ago
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she is so ugly..
EugenozZ 3 years ago
keep the day job
jillianbland 3 years ago
HILLARIOUS!
iamthemovie92 3 years ago
She would be number one in my heart as well.
darthwigz 4 years ago
omg effing hilarious. i <3 you.
~soma~
softreply 4 years ago
That kicked ass! Very clever!
robibm2003 4 years ago
LULZ
it's teh funneh
ticktocism 4 years ago
hey that's pretty funny, folks!
zaxxonzaxxon 4 years ago