The Legend of Cliff

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JAKUB:
This little rhyme we have prepared for you... is about Cliff.

RYAN:
It is, some may say, a traditional Russian rhyme.

JAKUB:
This man needs no introduction... but what? We give him one.
This man called Cliff?
He had a very, very sniffy sniff.
You could sniff this man for miles.
He smells like bathroom tiles.
Not the tiles on the floor,
Not on the door,
But on the roof.

RYAN:
Now Cliff... had something.

JAKUB:
What is this "something"?

RYAN:
He called it... his muiff.

JAKUB:
"MUIFF"?!

RYAN:
A very sniffy muiff!

JAKUB:
What's a "muiff"?!

RYAN:
We don't know; we can only assume it is a myth.

JAKUB:
A MYTH of a MUIFF?!

RYAN:
A MUIFFY MYTH!
Take it away, my friend.

JAKUB:
This is my part?

RYAN:
This is your part.

JAKUB:
Now, Cliff...
Cliff and his muiff...

RYAN:
Muiff and his Cliff...

JAKUB:
Yeah, and his very sticky stiff cliff...
A sticky stiff that you do not want to mess with, yes?
My friend, he had very poor contacts...
And that's how he got his sticky stiff.
Shine your shoes.

RYAN:
My friend here... I believe...

JAKUB:
What do you believe?

RYAN:
You are talking poo.

JAKUB:
Poo?

RYAN:
Poo.

JAKUB:
Poo.

RYAN:
We all know, that in Soviet Russia...
Shoes... shine you. Take it away.

JAKUB:
Well, I have one thing to say about the shoes and Cliff...
Cliff could shine any shoes. ANY shoes he wanted!
So, we leave you with this... sniff no muiff.

RYAN:
No muiff-sniffing for you.

JAKUB:
Your mommy is dead.

RYAN:
... Say what?

JAKUB:
I said she's dead.

RYAN:
She must have...

JAKUB:
She's dead.

RYAN:
She must have...

JAKUB:
She's dead.

RYAN:
Sniffed the muiff!

JAKUB:
NO!

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in soviet russia, fun have you.

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i love it ;D

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Fun; we have it.

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