Zak found a massive sinister spider lurking on our wall. It was clearly capable of taking a leg at the very least. It lurked there, exuding menace and hate.
Zak thought it was lovely! He said he cuddled it and gave it a red car and it brummed the car with him. Then he claimed that the spider was painting a rainbow for us.
Hooray for Zak! And also hooray for the spider!
lol. He's making a RAAAAAAINbow
zeekyblahIV 2 years ago
that's charming for Zak but that's a FUCKING HUGE SCARY ASS SPIDER!!!!
GretchenDawntreader 2 years ago
HOLY FREAKING COW.
That is all.
djtracyatlanta 2 years ago
aww. Now you know who to call to escort creepy things out of the house as well, which is a plus.
PrinceOfSpane 2 years ago
Is he saying the spider has leather on?
What a lovely child!
NoSheep2 2 years ago
Very cute little guy.
I hope that you escorted the spider out the door and that he is still alive.
tamiep 2 years ago
Ffffffffffffffffuck that is a big spider. D:
MattTheSpratt 2 years ago
sinister...
AdamEnigma 2 years ago
Woah, that spider seems to be really big and sinister!
Cute boy you got! :)
AlbertRavn 2 years ago