Sandwiches - Savages from Pocahontas Parody

What can you expect when women are so stubborn?
Here is what you get when we rely on them!
They pound it in our heads:
Without them we'd be dead!
But soon we'll all be fed with some big

SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES!
Barely even human!
SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES!
Don't buy them from the store!
They'll be made by you and me, which means they'll be delicious!
We must make us all some more!
(They're) SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES!
Cut some red tomatoes,
Then we'll make us all some more...

This is what we feared, the white bread is a demon
It cannot give us nutrients we need
Beneath that milky hide, there's emptiness inside!
I wonder if we have some wheat? (Bread!)

SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES!
Barely even human!
SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES!
Meaty at the core!
I will get the lettuce, and then I'll get the mustard!
Then we'll make us all some more!
(They're) SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES!
First we will eat these ones,
Then we'll make us all some more...

SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES!
Let's go make a few, men!
SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES!
Now it's up to you men!
SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES!
Barely even human!
Now we'll make us all some more!
...
This will be the day!
(Let's go men!)
This will be the morning!
(Bring out the sandwiches!)
We will eat the food that's made by us [Girl: I don't know what I can do, still I know I've got to try!]
Look what we have made! [Girl: Eagle help my feet to fly!]
We'll eat them all this morning [Girl: Mountain help my heart be great!]
These sandwiches will be so good because [Girl: Spirits of the earth and sky,]
They're made by us! [Girl: Please don't let it be too late!]
We made ourselves some big delicious

SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES!
LETTUCE! MAYO! EAT THEM!
SANDWICHES! SANDWICHES!
What are we waiting for?
We will stuff our faces, until there's not a trace left!
Then we'll make us all some more! [Girl: How will they make some more?]
(Then we'll make us all some more!)
Then we'll make us all some more!
NO!
...more.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Savages
• pocahontas
• parody
• sandwiches
• Anthony Minson
• Spencer Broadhead
• Taylor Yorgason
• Heather D'Agnillo

[Alchemisterius]

Would you put the lyrics in the description please?

[TheCreativescribe]

@Alchemisterius Check. 

[xwatchmanx42]

One does not simply MAKE a sandwich...

[Ganizu1]

white bread is mad at you

[Ganizu1]

women rule!

[Ganizu1]

some men are so messy

[Ganizu1]

women stubborn?! offensive!

[bernina926]

Hahahahahahahah thanks for the laugh, make another!! Now there are people making parodies of your parody. Cant beat the origional, however hard they try,! Keep it up

[captain0ldy0da]

Just so you know, WumWip didn't know you made this video. Before anymore of yours fans decide to troll him.

[xwatchmanx42]

weird how i discovered this... a friend of mine IMed and asked what's for dinner, and I said "sandwiches" and it didn't send, so i tried again... turned out i had entered "sandwiches sandwiches" into google by accident, and the first predictive search term was "sandwiches sandwiches barely even human"

[WumWip]

guhhhh... I just made one... -_-

[EliteRevenant]

And here I was just thinking someone should make a "Savages" parody based on our favorite snacks.