Really Really STRONG (Really)

America, if you openly elect people like this, then you probably deserve everything that's coming to you. I can't believe there's still people like this shameless bigot...proud, even.
This is a response to this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PAJNntoRgA
Music by Kevin MacLeod (Written by Gustav Holst, 1921; Arranged by Kevin MacLeod 2006):
http://incompetech.com/m/c/royalty-free/index.html?keywords=thaxted&Searc...
License:
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

In America, where you can't be elected president without being an open Christian, why, I'm not ashamed to tell you that I just so happen to be a Christian.

During these tough economic times, when you may have lost your job or your house, I, Rick Perry, know what truly matters to you: the icky icky gay people. At this very moment, some red-blooded, vagina-lovin' American soldier might be overseas with a sand nig... uh, terrorist in the sights of his assault rifle, only to have Poop Chute Pete sneak up the flank and take the shot. That shoulda been Vagina Vince's kill - not Poop Shoot Pete's. Because when it comes to killin' towel-hea...terrorists, where you stick your giggle stick matters....It matters. Elect me president and I will fight for the Vagina Bill. Every adult male who can provide notarized evidence that he has come into contact with a vagina, will receive a free license to carry a firearm.

As president, I promise to end the war, the quagmire that America has been stuck in for years. That's right, I'm talkin' about the war on Christmas. Last year at my nephew's school, there were 54 children participatin' in the Christmas play. This year, there's only fifty two. Fifty two. Don't think we don't see what you're doin', Obama. I mean, were not even allowed to force kids to pray anymore. As president, I will put an end to Obama's sausage-fest jihad on God.

Bigotry and bullying made our country strong, and it can make her strong again.

I am Rick Perry, and I am a dinosaur.

A big dinosaur, like a t-rex...not one of them little gay velociraptors.

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[busterbox]

Not poop-chute Pete's!

[XSecretMistakesX]

Anyone wanna help me spam Rick Perry's twitter with the link to this video?

[veggiescrub]

Too bad he dropped out so quick. He was providing so much comic material, not that the rest of the crew isn't fully competent at doing the same, but he had a special place in my heart, or maybe that's just gas. It's so hard to tell when I think about Republicans.

[arethkyntaul]

You know, I'd never seen that video (the original) before. What a fucking douche. Thanks for pointing it out, DarkMatter.

[MSJjoshua]

Jupiter!! I love Jupiter :)

[eggertstwart]

@picassopainter2 Indeed

[SiSTeRFiSTER100]

Man, the Jupiter background music is too good for this piece of shit perry, my only criticism.

[drbarry00]

@DarkMatter2525

What program do you use to make your animations?

[lisamaria1972]

HAHA!

[werebee]

@babminton13 You're mistaken about what the term "atheist" means. Atheism is the disbelief that a god exists, not the assertion that there isn't one. No matter how much you hate atheists, if you don't believe that a god exists, you are one.

[babminton13]

@werebee well, agnostic is in between. your just as bad as the extremists (well no, not AS bad, but your still bad). agnostics are in between. we know NOTHING of the secrets of death. so atheists and theists can't go spewing off their bullshit