Crass and Frantic: New Pornographers Challenge #3

Agile Like This presents: Crass and Frantic! (formerly known as "Mass Romantic")

Music by Dan, video by everyone!

Lyrics:

Crass and frantic, I lose every
romance when I fill my pants with poo,
and everyone wishes they hadn't smelled my
nasty little brown snafu, brown snafu

My cheeks keep expelling farts, blame the evil
arts: the author of my strife is but a
groupie who came to my show
and didn't get no play

She cast a spell at dawn
She cast a spell at dawn
Now I'm woebegone

A ghastly curse, now a cruel separation from
sweet lovin' from well proportioned bods;
on a sofabed I lost my virtue, back when I was
smelling sweet, a salty treat

Now unromantic ooze, it stains my
sheets, it makes me screech,
"You've eaten me alive, you realize,
and I'll make you pay!"

I'll cast a spell at dawn
I'll cast a spell at dawn
Your nose begone!

Now she's a frantic fool, separated from her
nose; when folks see her face they freak;
it makes her look like a friggin' muppet:
nothing 'twixt her eyes and mouth, eyes and mouth!

Now this dark magic duel, it's come to
peace, we've vowed to cease:
we've both become so vile, we realize
we're doomed to get no play

So in my old futon
In my old futon
We get it on

I'll plug my nose and
we'll turn out all the lights

Category:

Music

Tags:

• new
• pornographers
• challenge

[kweenshaker]

loved this one! well done!

[danschic]

Thanks! :)

[megerdie]

i love you guys --- YEAH WATERLOO ONTARIO AND WHOLE LOTTA GELATA! i hope this video wins, for our city's posterity.

[danschic]

Thanks! Waterloo roolz!

[MeTishaRoss]

so really bored and cute ^^.. Anyone want to chat or swap pics