David Choi Feat. Sam Chun - I Got a COCO Bidet (FREE MP3!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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I Got a COCO Bidet Lyrics

Aye aye aye aye, I got a COCO bidet aye aye aye
Aye aye aye aye, I got a COCO bidet aye aye aye

Let me start by answering your question
What is a bidet?
It's a gadget used all over the world
Not common in the usa

it shoots water in your hole
After you drop the kids of at the pool
After you unleash the river snake
That swims and splatters all over the place

I don't want no anal disease
I don't want no hemorrhoids
I don't want no dirty ass
So hose me down, hold on I got gas

Aye aye aye aye, I got a COCO bidet aye aye aye
Aye aye aye aye, I got a COCO bidet aye aye aye

Look here, I got a COCO
Its my lady uh-oh
Its even got a deodorizer
And it's easy on my cho cho

Boys if you want the ladies, you gotta keep it clean
Ladies if you want the boys, you gotta keep it clean

As easy as sit, slip, slop, drip, drop, spray
As easy as sit, slip, slop, drip, drop, spray
The heated seats make me quiver, uh huh
And not cuz I'm cold
but because I love to poop

Aye aye aye aye, I got a COCO bidet aye aye aye
Aye aye aye aye, I got a COCO bidet aye aye aye

"I got a bidet!"
"oh really did you?"
"I sure did!"
"Do you enjoy it?"
"it changed my life!"

Aye aye aye aye, I got a COCO bidet aye aye aye
Aye aye aye aye, I got a COCO bidet aye aye aye

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[b0laas]

awesome guys !

I laughed so much that I swear a little pee came out xD

[2004blue]

STFU urmombiotch U RED NECK !!! thats whats wrong w this country too much hate !!! GREAT JOB DAVID !!! NICE MUSIC

[sexyjohay]

i think i love u...mwaahh\

[bryanappleg8te]

This is good music.

[cigs41]

My wife works for coco bidet lol

[Bidetfactory]

Bidets are designed as beneficial to people.

It is important to be aware of proper hygiene, electronic bidet is really an innovation in bathroom and toiletries technology as it turns uncomfortable things easy to deal with. Safe and clean.

Have a blessed day!

[jessicascorpio1]

They are cute. But, I don't understand. It doesn't dispense liquid soap does it? Otherwise, it's just spraying water..not getting rid of bacteria which causes odors.

[thedragonb]

Haaahhaa! Yo, I'm getting one of those joints for my crib soon too! After a Tokyo trip, f' that old toilet seats here in the USA! Bidet toilet seats are the way to go! It's the SHIT, yo! Literally! :D

[MyEternalMagnae]

@blueberry15190 hehe.. its ok :).. 

[blueberry15190]

@MyEternalMagnae oh haha sorry :)

[MyEternalMagnae]

@blueberry15190 i know i know i just meant i didnt know if they were twins or not... 

[blueberry15190]

@MyEternalMagnae at the end it tells who was who ^^