A song about American Imperialism to the tune of "Seasons of Love" for AP US History.
Starring: Fil, Rebecca, Sam
(Are you ready?)
2.4 x 10^9 acres
2.4 x 10^9 acres aren't enough.
New Manifest Destiny had us searching for land.
How do you fight a country so large?
Hawaii, Samoa, and Puerto Rico,
and Cuba, the Philippines.
With 2.4 x 10^9 acres,
these poor countries would have never stood a chance.
Imperialism!
Imperialism!
Imperialism!
Give us your land!
Don't try to fight! (Guam)
Won't stand a chance! (Cuba)
Dominated Hawaii, poor Lilioukalani!
Wanted those islands for that Pearl Harbor base.
Puerto Rico gave the US little trouble.
Through the Jones Act we were joined forever more.
Spain colonized Cuba, but Cubans wanted our help.
We blew up the Maine, to make the Spaniards cry.
It's time now, to conquer, 'cause the greed never ends.
Let's celebrate, remember a time when your land was your own!
Imperialism! (Oh, you've got to, you've got to give up your land!)
Imperialism! (Wipin' the floor with your third world status!)
Imperialism! (Share land, take land, steal land!)
You're one of us.
Don't even try, don't even try to run!
Give us your land!
Give us an A!
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