Quotes of the Skyrim Guard
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I mostly deal with petty Youtube comments and drunken replies. Been too long since we've had a good comment thread.
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I'd be alot warmer and alot happier if people stopped making arrow to the knee references, otherwise ill take your sweetroll
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Did you see Pornstars from America? They've got curved d*cks. Curved. D*ck.
lol
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i heard from one of the stormcloak guards -- fear dragon or giant we'll be ready!
i was like "we'll see about THAT!" (press ~ and types in, "player.placeatme (random dragon code) (number of dragon: 1) ) haha try to kill that dragon!
(minutes later) (every guard is dead and almost all people are dead too,) (now i can steal their stuffs from their homes!!! *insert evil laugh here*
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The arrow in the knee joke isn't as funny anymore once you actually see the in-game quote.
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My cousins out fighting mudcrabs and what do i get? Guard duty.
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is that...fur? coming out of your ears?
;___;
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I find it kind of funny that people make "Arrow TO the knee" jokes, when it's actually "arrow IN the knee"...
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Let me guess.... nigga stole your sweetroll?
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@MrRockerouter he took whiterun with the stormcloaks
@iMakeEmRage "a group of words from a text or speech"
Hi5M0F0 2 months ago