Quotes of the Skyrim Guard

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Uploaded by on Dec 1, 2011

Just a selection of quotes of the very strange things that these guards come up with.

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  • @iMakeEmRage "a group of words from a text or speech"

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  • I mostly deal with petty Youtube comments and drunken replies. Been too long since we've had a good comment thread.

  • I'd be alot warmer and alot happier if people stopped making arrow to the knee references, otherwise ill take your sweetroll

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  • Did you see Pornstars from America? They've got curved d*cks. Curved. D*ck.

    lol

  • i heard from one of the stormcloak guards -- fear dragon or giant we'll be ready!

    i was like "we'll see about THAT!" (press ~ and types in, "player.placeatme (random dragon code) (number of dragon: 1) ) haha try to kill that dragon!

    (minutes later) (every guard is dead and almost all people are dead too,) (now i can steal their stuffs from their homes!!! *insert evil laugh here*

  • The arrow in the knee joke isn't as funny anymore once you actually see the in-game quote.

  • My cousins out fighting mudcrabs and what do i get? Guard duty.

  • is that...fur? coming out of your ears?

    ;___;

  • 3:45 - 3:50 best. quote. EVER!!!

  • I find it kind of funny that people make "Arrow TO the knee" jokes, when it's actually "arrow IN the knee"...

  • Let me guess.... nigga stole your sweetroll?

  • 0:22 , 1:49 , 1:56 , 2:25 , 2:29, 3:05 , 3:43 , 3:47 , 3:56 , 4:00 , 4:42 i wonder if anyone knows what she means. *Looks around smirking* LOL

  • @MrRockerouter he took whiterun with the stormcloaks

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