The Bells Toll For Thee, NERV 2/9

Confused as hell from the original series ending and want logical answers to all of your questions as well as a satisfying conclusion to every single subplot? Well, dont look here, because all youll find is MIND RAPE!!! Just when you thought the virginity of your mind was safe, along comes the End of Evangelion, then . . . RAPE. You knew what you were getting into when you reached the halfway mark of this series.

SEELEs convoluted plan for world domination/human evolution finally comes to fruition and a whole lot of weird crap happens. With the planet on its knees, who must we rely on to save us? Why, Shinji Ikari!

. . . Were all screwed.

Seriously though, what douche bag came up with the theory that humankind is better off in the form of primordial soup? Isnt that the exact OPPOSITE of evolution as it is what we supposedly came from? Freaking idiots.

Though only slightly less confusing than the series ending, it does compensate with a mountain of fan service. We get to see an Asuka nip slip, Rei felt up, and a certain character we all hate get strangled. Could you ask for more? Yes? Well, too bad!

Titles aside and all that, this is the End of Evangelion, as well as the end of NGE. I dont own any part of this franchise, dont stand to make any money, blah blah blah, yaddah yaddah. Enjoy!

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[NutritionManMan]

LOL 6:20 "AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH" -Solider- HIT HIM AGAIN! "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR­BGH"

[YouSeeWhatISay]

Misato: This is it Shinji. Do you wanna run away?

what the fuck do you think?

[TheAndyman1000]

@hotelmario510 For me it's 6:08 (Soldier stops) "Oh Hey! a sobbing unarmed woman trying to drag a dead body away. BLAST HER!"

[TheAndyman1000]

3:37 Is that how that teach soldiers to tip toe in boot camp?

[420bluntsmokerxXx]

this dub is fucking excruciating

[Over9000Mongos]

9:40 Reminded me of the slime sound effects from Nickelodeon...

[MysteryEzekude]

@YouSeeWhatISay ...Help me, Asuka...Help me...

[MysteryEzekude]

@NutritionManMan *studio audience laughter*

[hotelmario510]

I'm cool with this whole movie, it's a mindfuck, but it doesn't disturb me too badly. That is, apart from 06:44. Seeing those personnel sprawled as they get trapped permanently in this bakelite...what if one of those guys is still even a little bit conscious...buried alive...*shivers*

[hotelmario510]

@MrRefff Yes, yes it was.

DON'T QUESTION THE FUCKING JSSDF, BITCH.

[PanSavvy]

Misato=badass. :D

[AlanRickmanFan1122]

'Idiot! You kill or you die!'