Harley Davidson Computers

HDPC's have been stripped down to reveal the soul of computing, and engineered for the rebel who has a lot of things to count. With the new HDPC's we wanted make a lot of money off of a computer, but not really do any research and development. Everything that we've learned from designing mediocre motorcycles, and everything that we have learned marketing those motorcycles culminates in the new HDPC.

Made with parts from China, Mexico, and Japan, then assembled American tough in the U.S. of A. by a union that was threatened into submission by corporate fat cats, then kicked in the nuts 4 days later when the state of Wisconsin rewarded Harley Davidson 25 million dollars in tax credits. As a result of so many union jobs being cut and salaries frozen we are able to ship HDPC's at a competitive price with computers from overseas.

We hope you enjoy your new HDPC and remember if you get made fun of for owning one be sure to accuse the offender of being to poor to own one.

Order today and get your Harley Davidson Gutenburg printing press at half off regular price.

Special thanks to http://www.stockfootageforfree.com/ where I downloaded the great footage at the beginning of the video. And Kevin Macleod for his amazing library of Creative Commons music found at www.incompetech.com. I used his song "Open Those Bright Eyes" for the soundtrack because to me it sounded a bit like something Apple would use in one of its keynote presentations.

Thanks to YouTube user nunuk for the great job on the Spanish subtitles. If your into motorcycles built for speed check out some of his laps around the track.
http://www.youtube.com/user/nunuk

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[717sport]

KEEP ON!! YOU FUCK WITH THE WRONG BIKERS THERE WILL BE NO MORE LAUGHING!

[halfthrottle]

@717sport You sound pretty hard core.

[viggoM35]

Finally! Someone that is intelligent and has a sense of humor. I'm a motorcycle and car enthusiast. I have my preferences to makes and models of course, but also approach it with an open mind. If you're "pro this" and "pro that" and bad mouth others or other vehicle manufacturers then it just shows how closed minded and ignorant you are. Yea you know the ones that emphasize; "Ignorance is bliss" to it's full potential.

Thanks for the funny vids halfthrottle. ☺

[halfthrottle]

@viggoM35 Glad you can enjoy them and not get uptight over a few jokes. I don't care what anybody rides, I just want to make people laugh.

[dbeilman]

As a Harley owner, I agree with most of what Halfthrottle has illustrated in these vids. I can afford to own a Harley (other bike is a BMW) and yet there are these fashion humping lemmings that feel that if you don't own a Harley, you are not a real biker. Fact is there are very few "bikers" left. A bike is to a biker what a horse is to a cowboy. If it breaks down chances are the closest knowledgable person who can fix it was you. 98% of Harley Riders have no understanding of MC mechanics

[halfthrottle]

@dbeilman It isn't often a Harley owner can leave a comprehensible, thoughtful comment that wasn't typed with caps lock on for one of my videos.

Thank you.

[halfthrottle]

@calaveracinema Sodomy is a very real concern when making fun of grown men who choose to dress in leather with tassels, and chains.

[1911harbinger]

of coarse... because sportser or soft tail mean nothing. or maybe v rod and glide. dont forget the night rod and nightster. if you cant understand why they have these names then you are as dumb as the guy who posted this vid.

[ACoustaDC]

@halfthrottle Dude, you made this harley owner laugh... mission accomplished.

[BlueFJ4X4]

@717sport

Oh, I'm sure he shaking in his boots. pfft

[GBA476]

@717sport You're supporting the stereotype... and sorry about your ED.

[dalotel]

18 dislikes from Harley owners that don't get it. I love the 1978 - 2009 timeline.

[Jadervason]

the delivery on the hyper glide 1200 was, and I rarely use this word, perfect

[717sport]

Lets just say Im a member and I know how a joke can go very bad real quick.