Tom for VnCVIP

http://www.vncvip.co.nz
Hey. I'm Tom. I like cocktails. I made a movie about them with Bryan Brown where I had sex with "Adventures in Babysitting" star Elizabeth Shue in a waterfall (she was also in "Back to the Future 2" but I wasn't so we wont go there). That was cool. Because I like girls. I also like Science. Mad keen on Physics and Chemicals and what not, which brings me back to cocktails - mixology...that's like a science right? Not yet a religion though is it? Anyway. My party would be amazing, you never know what to expect from me. I'm bonkers. I would fill a room full of sofas to jump on and volleyball nets so me and my mates could play with our shirts off. I do like girls though. Vote for me for VnC VIP. Show me the Votes...SHOW ME THE VOTES! Please vote for me. Please. Like me! I'm awesome - I do all my own stunts and everything. Thanks!
Love Tom xoxox
http://www.vncvip.co.nz

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