Albino by Stephen Lynch

title says it all THIS SONG IS NOT MINE IT BELONGS TO STEPHEN LYNCH THE PICTURES BELONG TO GOOGLE IMAGES

Lyrics:

I wanted to write a song about the three loves of my life that have slipped away some how...but, i could only come up with two

I was in love with an albino
Her lack of pigment seemed like fun
Her skin, the whitest alabaster
Her eyes as pink, as pink as bubble gum

Then one day it snowed real hard,
and she disappeared
That's one
Here's two

I love little Agnus Johnson
I met her at the old folks home
She'd call me up and say hey Stephen
Come give old Mother Hubbard a bone
Then one day her EKG went beep, beep, beep-contin.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• stephen
• lynch
• haha
• funny
• lol
• wow
• albino
• snow
• hard
• borat

[sabertoothmonkeygir]

Where's three?

[bananatime]

@sabertoothmonkeygir huh?

[bananatime]

@sabertoothmonkeygir he (stephen lynch) says he could only come up with 2

[AGWDanimations]

LOL albino lost in the snow haha

[bananatime]

lmao its a great song

[bleachmaniac08]

lol..this guy is sooo goin to hell...and im gonna be right behind him lol

[bananatime]

haha

[Otaconsps]

@bleachmaniac08 Right behind him.....if you know what I mean....

[maniacexpress]

@bleachmaniac08 Gonna be right behind him... "If ya know what I mean??"

[CristianApostol]

@bananatime he means whats lynches third lost love

[Otaconsps]

@sabertoothmonkeygir said he can only come up with 2

[LadyOpenshaw]

@sabertoothmonkeygir he said he wanted to write a song about 3, but could only come up with 2.

[VycDarkshadow]

@blupieblu In the US, we call it EKG. Aka Electrocardiograph.

[LadyOpenshaw]

I wish this song were longer!

[Pllye]

The ending is the best part.

[TheSerpentmage]

@blupieblu It can be EKG also from the German Elektrokardiogramm