NOM Gay Marriage Audition Gathering Storm Unseen Puppet Footage

A while ago the DumbAscii Files were asked to take part in a commercial. We never got called back and the footage was never used. However due to the recent publicity and controversy surrounding the Nation of Marriage or NOM (which up until now we thought was just a sound a lolcat makes) and their Gathering Storm anti gay marriage ads, we dug out the footage from our archives and are showing it here for the first time.

The audio is slightly out of synch in regular quality. Watch it in HQ!

Here's the info on the original vids:
http://digg.com/d1oRkD

(This is just a parody. The DumbAscii files have no stand on this or any other issue for that matter, except to protect the rights of Felted-Americans everywhere!)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• dumbascii
• puppets
• nom
• gay
• marriage
• gathering
• storm
• audition
• unseen
• footage
• nation
• parody
• colbert

[SovietWinter]

Love the Douglas Adams reference.

[DumbAscii]

Nice catch ;)

[PapaMagnum]

"A storm is coming! And it's going to be FABULOUS~~~~!"

[marikabel]

its gonna be fabulous!!!! LOL

[Whtevrichooz98]

AHAHAHAHA OH Gosh love the ending AHAHAHAHAHH!!! XD

[Clearie552]

@IMeepify so they pretend to support fat people and oppose censorship, why can't they pretend to like gay people?

[IMeepify]

@Clearie552

Yeah! It's actually really funny. NOM, as it is termed, is actually listed as a hate group by SPLC. I have nothing against fat people, but they expect to be taken seriously when their name is NOM, and they have an overweight woman as spokesperson? Nomnomnomnom. Also they are very hyppocrytical. They think steve jobs shouldn't promote censorship, but they censor tons of stuff on their blog.

[Clearie552]

@IMeepify lol yaay! 

[IMeepify]

@Clearie552

I think there are more paradies of the ad than people who actually support it,

[Clearie552]

i just discovered this ad today, there's so many parodies of it.

[titanicguy1912]

Im a teenage girl, my BFF Becky just texted me saying she kissed Johnny, this is a problem because, I like Johnny... Wait... Wrong commercial.

[Neanderthalcouzin]

The puppets are coming, and they are all Indian doctors!

[QUBIQJimmyC]

To the gentleman in the flannel shirt: The jean-shorts trend was started in the late 80s/early 90s by gay men, after the failure of the overalls-with-one-suspender-un­done and the 501s-with-the-bottom-button-un­done-and-sticking-out trends.

[Met54321]

"...and the clouds are dark, they hand in the air exactly the way bricks don't."